The FINAL SportsBubbler Column: The Colored Past of Wisconsin Sportswriting

January 27 2010 by Christian | Category: Uncategorized | 0 Comments »

Today marks the final column I’ll be writing for the SportsBubbler website.  The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, which owns the website, is shutting it down and moving some of the content over to their main page.  They subtly hinted to me that I should probably stop sending them columns – which is fine, because I was doing them all for free anyway.

The column details the 1923 journey of the Gilkerson Union Giants, a Negro League team that went on barnstorming tours through small towns in Wisconsin in the early part of the century.  The reaction they received from the local media was always… interesting.  A far cry from today’s political correctness.

So thanks to everyone for reading my sports columns – hopefully, this will free me up to write more for the blog here (where I know I’ve been slacking off, sorry.)

Podcast: The Grammys Are a Joke, Laura Veirs

January 27 2010 by Christian | Category: Podcast | 0 Comments »

On this week’s music podcast, we discuss how we would restructure voting for the Grammys to give them more credibility, and we review Laura Veirs’ new album, “July Flame.”

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WPRI Blog – Wisconsin GOP: All Aboard the Brown Express

January 20 2010 by Christian | Category: WPRI Blog | 0 Comments »

In his novel “Straight Man,” Pulitzer Prize winning author Richard Russo offers his key to a happy marriage: “Two people that love each other need not necessarily have the same dreams and aspirations, but they damn well ought to share the same nightmares.”

Americans still have wildly diverse dreams and aspirations. (Although, admittedly, most men have been dreaming about this since Sunday.) But former naked person Scott Brown’s win in Massachusetts on Tuesday signals one thing – that we all seem to be having the same nightmares about increased government intrusion in our lives. And when we all start having the same nightmares, it’s incumbent politicians that start waking up in cold sweats.

Of course, rank and file liberals argue that it was Martha Coakley’s fault that she lost a seat held for 47 years by Edward Kennedy in a state Barack Obama won by 26 points in 2008. They willingly deceive themselves into believing that the people of Massachusetts voted against her because she mistakenly identified Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling as a Yankee fan. Yet Coakley is the state’s elected Attorney General – she’s not a proverbial tomato can candidate – she emerged victorious with 73% of the statewide vote for AG in 2006.

Clearly, something is going on greater than Coakley’s personal failings as a candidate. Generally, when political people look at seats their party can win, they scrap any seats where their candidate’s party is below, say, 44%. Yet Brown’s party lost the Presidential race by TWENTY SIX percentage points! In any other year, Martha Coakley could have campaigned wearing a Buffalo Bills football helmet and doing shots of Wild Turkey during her speeches and she would have won by 10 percentage points. And yet she lost.

And why? Because of the borderline criminal manner in which congressional Democrats have handled the health care issue. People are catching on to what would happen if the gang in DC were to get their hands on their health care. And they are recoiling at not only what would happen if the bill were to be enacted, but how it is being assembled.

In 2007, I wrote a column predicting health care could be the Wisconsin Democrats’ undoing, just as failure to pass a Taxpayer Bill of Rights unraveled the Republicans:

Secondly, if a universal-type health plan were to pass, suddenly citizens would start to recognize the downside of such an expansive new framework. The cracks in the plans would actually start to show. Long waiting lists and substandard quality of care would become major issues, as would sick people from other states flooding Wisconsin’s system. Suddenly, voters may not be giving Democrats much credit when grandma has to wait a year for hip replacement surgery.

Legislative Republicans went through a similar high-profile meltdown in recent years with the highly publicized Taxpayer Bill of Rights (TABOR) debacle. After taking control of both houses of the Legislature in 2002, a movement began to amend the Wisconsin Constitution to cap local and state taxes and spending. The bill badly fractured legislative Republicans, and led to some well-publicized and embarrassing episodes on the floor of the Senate. It even cost the sitting Senate Majority Leader her job.

(The main difference, of course, is that voters blamed the GOP for not passing something, while Democrats will most surely feel the brunt of voter discontent if they do pass a bill.)

For Republicans, however, the real guessing game starts now. A lot of “what-if” scenarios present themselves with regard to federal races.

For instance, what if a prominent ex-governor of Wisconsin decides to run for Senate against 18-year incumbent Russ Feingold, seeing as how no national Democratic senate seat seems to be safe? What if a well-liked up and coming state senator (a la Scott Brown) who has previously defeated Democratic incumbents decided he wanted to take a shot at Feingold? What if Democratic congressional stalwarts like Ron Kind and Dave Obey get serious challenges for the first time in years? (When Obey first took office, Congressmen weren’t picked by who got the most votes, they earned their seat by winning a soup eating contest.)

Point is: in 2010, Wisconsin could be looking at an entirely different landscape – it leans towards Democrats, but it is FAR less of a blue state than Massachusetts. And it would be a mistake to survey the candidates out there right now and assume that will be the final slate in November. Scott Brown just threw Wisconsin Republicans a life preserver – it’s up to them to paddle over and grab it.

Other notes from Tuesday:

I paid close attention to the on-stage handshake between former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney and Brown during the new Senator’s speech. If America’s love affair with outsiders running for President holds up, who’s to say that handshake won’t take place in a GOP presidential debate in two years? Romney grinned as much as he could, but it was obvious he was treating Brown like he had swine flu. I mean, here Brown won statewide in Massachusetts by running a conservative campaign, while Romney had win with the governorship by essentially selling out many of the positions he had held earlier in his career. If Massachusetts sends anyone to the national stage in two years, it could very well be Brown.

I don’t particularly feel bad for Coakley supporters or liberals in general – conservatives suffered through much worse nights in November of 2006 and 2008. But Fox News going to Sarah Palin and Karl Rove for comment right after Brown was declared the victor was really twisting the knife. It was a Brett Favre-esque running up of the score after the opponent had been beaten down. But it made me laugh, so well done, Fox News. (And it’s not like any lefties were watching anyway.)

I actually remember Scott Brown from his daughter being on American Idol. (Something I shouldn’t admit, I know.) So let’s see – how many times has this guy been famous for different things? He’s been a Cosmopolitan model, his daughter was on the most watched show in America, and now he’s pulled off one of the biggest upsets in American political history. What’s next for Scott Brown? Is he going to run against horses in the next Kentucky Derby? Is he going to cure swine flu with his tears?

Finally, a message for future politicians: I don’t care what kind of car you drive.

Band of the Week: Vampire Weekend

January 20 2010 by Christian | Category: Podcast | 0 Comments »

Want to know if the new Vampire Weekend album is any good?  This week we discuss it on the podcast, along with the death of Jay Reatard and why Cher is a trailblazer.

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The Most Golden of Globes

January 19 2010 by Christian | Category: Uncategorized | 0 Comments »

OK, so I don’t normally watch award shows.  In fact, I actively despise many of them (most of all, the Grammys.)

But if there were one to watch, it would probably be the Golden Globes – since it gives out awards from both film and television, there’s not a whole lot of time left in the broadcast for the bloated self-congratulation found in, say, the Oscars.

So I actually found myself at home alone watching the Globes the other night.  And when Best Dramatic TV Series came up, I was rooting for Mad Men, which happens to be my favorite show.  When it won, and the cast started streaming on stage, I realized I should have been pulling for them to win for an entirely different reason:

As it happens, my wife was watching the show over at a neighbor’s house.  About 10 minutes after Mad Men won, I heard the front door jiggling, and she came in.  She looked at the TV and asked what was wrong with it.  “Nothing,” I said.  She said that she had seen the commercial that was currently airing five minutes ago.  Again, I swore I had done nothing.  She pursed her lips and gave me another cockeyed glance.

Then, it dawned on me.  When Mad Men was on, I paused the TV for a good five minutes.  Just staring, and soaking it all in.  Basking in the wonderfulness of the two newest cast members.  That’s why the TV was five minutes behind, and why my wife had seen what was on TV already.

So, in a sense, I was totally BUSTED.

Get it?  Busted?

No?

Think You Had a Bad Year?

January 19 2010 by Christian | Category: Uncategorized | 0 Comments »

On Sunday, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel ran a column I wrote that demonstrates what a truly awful 2009 the Milwaukee Public Schools had. The column compared MPS’ travails to those of a well known athlete that had a rough go of it last year:

If you attended a New Year’s Eve party, chances are you were cornered by someone you barely knew who asked you how your 2009 was. “Better than Tiger Woods’ year,” you answered, followed by tepid laughter, as you tried to sneak back to the crock pot to get more meatballs.

Yet despite becoming a national punch line, in 2009 Tiger Woods actually managed to have a better year than the Milwaukee Public Schools. And just like a chance encounter with a fire hydrant in front of Woods’ home has exposed the public to the turmoil in the golfer’s life, new governmental accounting rules are exposing many of MPS’s untoward secrets.

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Things got worse for MPS, the state’s largest school district, when new Government Accounting Standards Board rules forced the district to calculate the unfunded liability it had accrued over the course of decades by offering generous post-employment benefits to retirees. While this is a problem in large governmental bodies across the nation, the situation in MPS has proved to be especially dire.

MPS has an annual budget of roughly $1 billion – yet district actuarial documents show that its unfunded liability is expected to grow to $4.8 billion by 2016. If the district made the annual required contribution to fully fund the liability, it would swallow up an unconscionable 54% of the district’s entire payroll in six years ($348 million). As it stands, the district is only funding a fraction of the required amount – which causes the liability to grow at a much faster rate. All to pay for health benefits for teachers who may not have worked in the district for decades.

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Band of the Week: A.A. Bondy

January 12 2010 by Christian | Category: Uncategorized | 0 Comments »

On this week’s podcast, we talk about my plan to sell pinkeye medication on the black market, why MC Hammer is a visionary, and the album “When the Devil’s Loose” by A.A. Bondy.  I also dazzle Barrett and Will with my knowledge of Zeppelin I.

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SportsBubbler Column: McGwire’s Shocking Admission

January 12 2010 by Christian | Category: Uncategorized | 0 Comments »

I wasn’t even due up for a SportsBubbler column today, but I decided I had to chime in on the Mark McGwire steroid admission.  It seems there’s been a little too much discussion about what this means for Mark McGwire,  and not enough discussion about how what he did affects everyone else.

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A Postal Conundrum

January 7 2010 by Christian | Category: Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

Our mailman, Darryl, is awesome.  Sometimes, when he drops off our mail, he’ll stop and chat for a little – about Netflix movies, world events, whatever.  (And if that means your mail is delayed by 40 seconds, my apologies.)  When word got out in our neighborhood that Darryl might be reassigned to a different route, a dozen or so neighbors wrote to the post office to make sure we got to keep him.

(How these people find these things out is beyond me.  Maybe there’s a short wave postal service personnel scanner that they can sit at home and listen to.)

My wife found out, however, that Darryl has to have surgery in a couple weeks.  He’s going to be laid up for a month or so.  One of our neighbors apparently has his address, and offered it up to people that want to send him cards and such.

But here’s my question – what if we send him a card before he actually has his surgery?  He’ll show up to our house and pick up a letter that has his address on it.  Freaky.  Can he then just take it home, or does he have to take it to the post office, run it through the system, and sit at home and wait for it to get to him?  Doesn’t it seem like it would be breaking the law for him to just shove it in his pocket?

I guess the other option would be to send him an e-mail.  But you’d think postal workers loathe e-mail – it’s like the auto workers of the ’80s suddenly being replaced by machines.  Now, I can do all my stalking of old girlfriends for free on the internet, rather than having to pay to mail them pictures of myself riding a horse while wearing leopard print spandex.  And that COSTS PEOPLE JOBS.

Band of the Week: Real Estate

January 7 2010 by Christian | Category: Podcast | 1 Comment »

On this week’s “Band of the Week,” we discuss the bands Real Estate and Best Coast.  We also talk about Henry Rollins’ lameness, why our new record label needs a Brooklyn PO Box, and why I don’t want to get involved in any more east/west coast rap feuds.

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New Sportsbubbler Column: The Crazy History of Pro Women’s Basketball in Milwaukee

January 5 2010 by Christian | Category: Uncategorized | 0 Comments »

In this week’s SportsBubbler column, I take a look at the short-lived Milwaukee Does of the Women’s Professional Basketball League of the late 1970′s.  It’s full of sex, lesbians, and pictures of me with a mustache.  Really, what more could one ask?

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