While everyone still seems to be excited about a woman running for President of the US, an even more groundbreaking development has occurred in the world of Islamic terrorism – the terrorists have chosen Sharon Stone as their leader:

Extremist Islamic Terrorists Hail Their New Queen, Sharon Stone

After giving an anti-war interview to Middle Eastern newspaper Al Hayat, Sharon Stone is finally getting rave reviews. Sadly, they\’re not from the trades; they\’re from the terrorists. After visiting the region on a very Angelina Jolie-esque \”fact-finding mission,\” Stone told the paper she feels \”great pain\” thinking about the war in Iraq, prompting extremist leaders like Muhammed Abel Al to get downright gushy with praise: \”This lady is smelling and seeing the dangers for the future of America.\” It\’s not quite the same as getting a plucky pullquote from Jeffrey Lyons, but it\’ll do.