For some reason, a bunny rabbit has taken up residence full time in my front yard. He decided to dig a giant hole right in the middle of the yard and just sits there all day guarding it. He has refused my repeated requests to pay rent.

I realize that he\’s just a bunny, but it\’s a little strange having him always there. I think he might just be sizing me up for the attack, Holy Grail-style. I see him watching me, judging me. I think he\’s ready to pounce when he gets the chance. He could just be a lookout for another gang of malcontent bunnies that will all jump me when I\’m carrying a lot of cash.