I don’t know who former AP reporter Arthur L. Srb is, but I like his style.  Every time I spend some time diving through microfilm at the State Historical Society, I end up with some real gems.  This one is from April of 1974 and appeared in the Appleton Post-Crescent:

(Click on the picture to read the story.)

And as a bonus, here’s some indispensable advice from everyone’s favorite medical columnist, Dr. G.C. Thosteson:

(Again, click to read.)