Christian Schneider

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Month: October 2008 (page 1 of 2)

Taking Political Stock of Your Life

It still amazes me how SHOCKED people are when they see negative ads on TV or in their mailbox.  It\’s as if two years ago never even existed.  I actually chuckle when people mention how negative this presidential campaign has been – actually, I\’d argue to the death that the Bush/Kerry election of \’04 was infinitely more toxic than this one.  That may have been simply because each candidate was far more polarizing than McCain or Obama.

In any event, my little exercise of a couple days ago was intended to show how little these negative ads actually adhere to facts.  Jim Doyle proposes increasing a drug copay from $1 to $3, a Republican goes along with it in a budget of 1,000 other items, and it turns into \”so-and-so voted to triple health care costs for working families.\”  The lesson here for candidates is simple – they\’re going to go negative on you for something.  It\’s just a matter of what they pick.

This got me thinking – maybe it\’s time to re-evaluate my life based on what someone could say about me in a negative political ad.  This might be a good time to take stock of your relative strengths and weaknesses.  Let\’s say, for the purpose of argument only, that I decided to run against Russ Feingold in 2010.  (This would never happen, as I would be assassinated on the campaign trail – by my wife.)  What skeletons do I have that he could pull out of my closet?  So, as an exercise, I tried to come up with some sample ads that Feingold could run against me – despite my never having cast a vote for anything in my life.

So, here are some negative ads that I think would be pretty effective against me:

\”Christian Schneider sided with George Bush over 90% of the time.\”

I actually get a lot of mileage out of telling my friends that I voted against Bush in 2000.  I was one of maybe 4 people in Madison Ward 60 who voted for Alan Keyes, which might actually be more embarrassing than voting for Bush, in retrospect.  Actually, I doubt Bush will be much of a factor in the elections of 2010, as we\’ll all be busy fighting the machines then, anyway.

Also, I admit that I voted for Feingold in 1992 – mostly because I was high a lot then.  Somehow, I don\’t think this fact would be an effective counter-argument against Feingold on either count.

\”Christian Schneider is anti-environment\”

Not true – I have led the way in reforming how long receipts should be – there\’s absolutely no reason I need a three foot receipt when I go to Best Buy.  This could be the environmental issue of our lifetimes.  Furthermore, as my wife will gladly point out, I generally wait waaaaaaaay too long to mow the lawn.  But I\’m merely thinking globally and acting lazily.  Don\’t say I\’m not willing to go green – I recycle jokes all the time.  Wah-wah.

I suppose out there somewhere is a picture of me drinking water out of a water bottle, something the environmentalists in Madison are trying to ban.  But rest assured – it was most likely a gin and tonic.  The earth is still safe.

\”Christian Schneider is against equal pay for equal work for women.\”

At a bachelor party once (a very, very long time ago, honey,) I paid $30 for a lap dance.  Think I\’d be able to get that kind of money for dancing on a table nude?  I rest my case.

\”Christian Schneider thinks big oil should get big tax breaks.\”

Is it somehow still debateable that the more you tax something, the more expensive it gets?  People still actually have to defend this in public?  Yes – I would like cheaper gas, so I think we shouldn\’t tax it as much. I also support big tax breaks for waffle houses because, boy, do I enjoy a good pancake.

Christian Schneider once had so many parking tickets in college, he had to sign the title to his car over to the parking police, since the value of his tickets was more than the value of his car:

True.  Although the car had a bumper sticker that said \”A Grouchy German is a Sour Kraut,\” which raised its humor value by at least 30 cents.

\”Christian Schneider once had credit so poor, no bank would even give him a checking account.\”

Also true.  As a freshman in college, I pretty much set fire to my credit rating by writing bad checks.  But this turned out to be a blessing because it: A) Allowed me to eat, and B) Guaranteed I wouldn\’t be able to get a credit card during college.  Which was great, because I graduated credit card debt-free, by necessity.

I would recommend this strategy to anyone entering college.  And by the way, writing bad checks would make me an ideal member of Congress.  Get my seat ready now.

\”Christian Schneider Once Flunked a Political Science Course in College.\”

Okay, this one hurts – but like Obama\’s cocaine use, I have to get this one out now, so nobody cares in two years.  (By the way, given Obama\’s popularity, I should probably manufacture some evidence that I actually snorted coke with him – it can only help.)  First of all, that class was way too early in the morning.  Secondly, there was a rule that you can have it stricken from your GPA, so I just stopped going after a few classes.  Thirdly, at that point, I had yet to sample the wonders of womanhood – so do you really think I was concentrating on stupid government stuff?  I rest my case, your honor.

\”Christian Schneider once broke up with a girl because she kept grabbing his remote control and changing the TV to \”Party of Five.\”

True.

\”Christian Schneider\’s acquaintances are lowlifes and scumbags.\”

This is mostly true.  But at least they\’re entertainingly so.  And as bad as they are, they\’ve likely got a higher public favorability rating than Feingold\’s associates –  in the U.S. Senate.  OH SNAP!

\”Christian Schneider once walked right past a blind date, pretended he didn\’t see her, and ran for his car.\”

The fact that she mentioned on the phone that she was her high school\’s shot put record holder should have been a clue, in retrospect.

\”Christian Schneider once went on statewide TV looking like this:\”

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AHA!  It\’s trap! Sorry, Russ – you are now facing a furious backlash.  I just picked up every vote north of Beaver Dam.  Also, the mere sight of my virile mustache impregnated a good portion of the female electorate.  I\’ll have to raise Obama-type money just to pay off my child support.

\”What is Christian Schneider hiding?\”

Fat.  That\’s why I wear sweater vests.

Finally, I think it goes without saying that all my past blogging would be a gold mine in negative info about me.  Trust me, it makes me cringe to go back and read a lot of it, too.  Although buried in that blog is a lot of breaking news about Senator Feingold, too.  So he better watch his back.

In any event, this goes to show that literally any ad can be run against any candidate – whether it\’s true or not.  Just be ready to go on offense yourself.  But this was cathartic.  Now I think I can take on anything coming my way.  I will just be prepared to answer any charge with a promise of free pancakes.

Negative Ads: an Autopsy

For a political junkie, the last week of a campaign is like Thanksgiving dinner – all the negative ads and political maneuvering you can fill your belly with.  Of course, as is the case every election, you have the following cycle:

1.  Third party groups run negative ads.

2.  Newspapers call for elimination of third party ads.

3.  Newspapers fail to educate public as to the accuracy of these supposedly “toxic” third party ads.

As I’ve pointed out time and time again, newspapers merely cheerlead for campaign finance reform because eliminating free speech for these third party groups enhances the print media’s clout during elections.  These papers crying and whining about how “poisonous” these ads are is a farce meant to cloak their true intention – shutting down political debate outside their pages.

For example, numerous negative ads are being run in the Madison TV market by groups like WEAC, the Greater Wisconsin Committee, and the Coalition for America’s Families.   Some of them make dubious claims, which supposedly lead to this “toxic” political environment.  You would think that the Wisconsin State Journal or any of the local TV stations would expend some of their time setting the record straight when these ads – which are so dangerous for democracy – run in their area.  Yet a Lexis Nexis search shows that the State Journal hasn’t written a single, solitary word on any of the ads.  No fact finding to set the record straight, no check as to their accuracy.  So basically, newspapers argue these ads need to be regulated by the government because the papers themselves are too disinterested in actually researching the claims they make.

Well, fear not, political folks.  Wispolitics.com has posted a few of the local Assembly ads being run, and I’ll go through a couple of them to explain some of the sourcing used in the ads.  It’s the least I can do for democracy.

Also, I noticed that some of the ads on the Wispolitics site have now been replaced by cleaner versions without citations of their sources.  I’m guessing the Greater Wisconsin Committee saw the ads up there, and sent Wispolitics footnote-free versions of their ads precisely to keep people from me from doing the kind of source analysis I’m about to do.  They are apparently aware of how bogus some of their own claims are.  Fortunately, I kept the original versions with their citations.

Just for clarification before I begin: there are several themes that are going to pop up in a few of these ads.  First, there’s the concept of the “procedural” vote.  These votes generally occur during the budget, when an agreement has been made between the Assembly and Senate on a final package.  The budget goes to the floor of the respective houses for a vote, then is barraged by amendments by the minority party – all of which inevitably fail, since passing any of them would break the tenuous negotiation between the houses.  As it turns out in the Assembly, Democrats have been in the minority for 14 years – so they’ve gotten pretty good at offering amendment after amendment, solely for the purpose of aiding third party groups in writing campaign ads when Republicans inevitably have to vote them down.  (Of course, editorial boards always accuse the Legislature of “wasting time” when they pass bills with which they disagree – such as guaranteeing citizens’ constitutional rights to bear arms – but they don’t consider it to be wasting time when a minority party spends hours and hours offering up doomed amendments solely for the purpose of writing campaign ads.)

Also, many of the ads cite votes taken on the budget – as everyone knows, the budget contains thousands of provisions, some good, some bad.  But in the end, a legislator gets one final vote up or down.  So even if a budget is 98% good, some group will find the 2% bad on which to run a 30 second TV ad.  For instance, State Representative Sheldon Wasserman is running an ad against Senator Alberta Darling in which he criticizes a 1995 (!) budget vote that raised gas taxes – without mentioning the fact that the budget also cut property taxes by $1 billion by increasing state aids to school districts.  Seemed to have left that part out.

I should also note that this analysis is really meant more as an example of how facts are twisted in campaign ads.  I doubt more than 20 people know or care who “Doc” Hines is – but the ad being run against him is instructive as to how these claims are put together.

So let’s get started:

Greater Wisconsin Committee: “What’s Up Doc? Version 2” (click to view)

“Doc Hines voted against closing corporate tax loopholes”

The ad leads off with the most puzzling claim of all: it cites Hines’ vote for the budget adjustment bill on May 14th of this year as proof that he voted “against closing corporate loopholes.”  But the only vote Hines took on that day was for the bill in its final form – the same form that the Democratic senate had passed a day earlier, and virtually the same form that Democratic Governor Jim Doyle signed into law five days later.  If Doc Hines voted against closing corporate tax loopholes because of the budget adjustment bill, then so did every Democrat in the state senate (except Tim Carpenter).

What it appears they are trying to do is to point out that an earlier Senate version of the budget adjustment bill contained a provision called “combined reporting,” (p. 50) which amounts to a $130 million tax increase on companies that do business outside the state.  But since the Assembly voted on their version of the adjustment bill first, they couldn’t get a clean shot at Hines for removing the provision – so they did the best they could by fabricating a phantom vote.  But, as noted, it was the (horrible) final version of the budget on which everyone seemed to agree.

“Doc Hines voted against making big oil pay its fair share.”

During the 2007 budget, Governor Doyle introduced a budget provision to tax oil companies on their gross receipts.  As the Fiscal Bureau stated and as our WPRI report shows, this “oil tax” would have led to a five to seven cent increase in the cost of gas per gallon.  So it wouldn’t have been “big oil” paying the tax, it would have been consumers, who were already struggling with prices at the pump.  Miraculously, gas prices have now dropped without phony punitive measures against oil companies.  Thanks, big oil!

Citing this vote is also a bit of a procedural trick – the Senate passed their version of the bill that included the oil tax, and sent the bill over to the Assembly.  The Assembly then voted on their version of the bill, which didn’t include the gas tax.  So the vote Hines took wasn’t to affirmatively remove the gas tax – it was simply for their alternative plan that didn’t include it.

“Doc Hines voted for more tax breaks for the wealthy.”

For this, they cite Hines’ vote on Assembly Bill 47, which provided an income tax credit for people with health savings accounts.  The bill doesn’t say anything about income limits or who the tax is targeted to – it merely updates state law to match the federal law which already provides a tax incentive for HSAs.  To claim that a tax credit for health expenses is a “tax break for the wealthy” is well beyond a stretch.

Doc Hines voted against property tax relief.”

For this, they cite another procedural vote on Assembly Bill 452, the “Homeowners Property Tax Credit” bill, which would have exempted the first $60,000 of an individual’s home from taxation.  The vote wasn’t on the bill itself, but on whether Democrats should be allowed to pull the bill to the floor for a vote.  Several years ago, Democrats trotted this idea out as part of their “HOPE” plan.  They realized at the time that if they exempted properties from taxation, they would have to raise state taxes to pay local governments for the loss in revenue.  So as part of the original plan, they funded the credit by charging a legislative committee with picking out sales taxes to raise to fund the plan.  Realizing that idea was a dud, they came back this session and wrote a bill giving the credit without the commensurate tax increase – showing that this bill is merely a campaign talking point, not a serious attempt at keeping down property taxes.  The Fiscal Bureay has even challenged its constitutionality, pursuant to the uniformity clause.  But, it ended up in an ad, so mission accomplished.

“Doc Hines voted for raising drug costs 33% for seniors.”

This one is rich.  In 2003, the state’s Seniorcare program that provided nearly-free prescription drugs for seniors was in the red.  As part of the 2003-05 budget, the Republican-controlled Joint Finance Committee raised the co-pay for name brand prescription drugs from $15 to $20 to keep the plan solvent.  Generics were untouched.  So this $5 increase, applied to name brand drugs for the relatively small number of the elderly in the Seniorcare program, tucked in a budget of 1,000 other items, became “raising drug costs 33% for seniors.”  Never mind that they were saving hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars by being able to enroll in this taxpayer-subsidized program.

And it gets even better.  As part of the budget he introduced, Governor Doyle increased (p. 372) the prescription drug copayment for individuals in the MA program from $1 to $3.  The final version of the budget Hines voted for went along with Doyle’s proposal – thus the claim in the ad that Hines voted for “tripling the drug costs on working families.”

Finally, it should be noted that Governor Doyle himself, in the same budget, increased the program enrollment fee from $20 to $30 – a “33% increase” for seniors.

I think you can see now why the GWC didn’t want this ad online.

Ad #2: WEAC: Hixon/Towns

“Kim Hixon fought to increase job training programs that help workers get through tough economic times.”

The ad references Assembly Amendment 1 to Assembly Substitute Amendment 1 to Senate Bill 40 on July 10th of 2007.  But Hixon voted against this amendment.  One is left to wonder how that is “fighting to increase job training programs.”  Later, Hixon voted for the final version of the budget on October 23rd.

“Debi Towns has protected big oil and corporations from paying their fair share of taxes, shifting the burden on to families and seniors.”

The citation here is difficult to read, but presumably it’s the same stuff about big oil and corporations that they tried to hit Doc Hines with.  However, they do cite a “report” by the Institute for Wisconsin’s Future, which we here at WPRI exposed as completely fraudulent over a year and a half ago.  They would have been on more solid footing citing a Garfield comic.

Ad #3: WEAC: Ripp/O’Neil

This one is outstanding in that it doesn’t make a single criticism of Keith Ripp – only that he’s supported by horrible Assembly Republicans.  So, because he is also a Republican, they can then conveniently pivot and throw all the nonsensical trash at him that they want, even though he doesn’t have a single vote in the legislature to criticize.

To wit:

Assembly Republicans fought against expanding affordable health care.”

Two citations here:  One is 2005 Assembly Bill 834, which says (and I am not making this up:)

This bill states that “In the 2007-08 legislative session, the legislature shall introduce, and by January 1, 2008, shall pass, a bill that does the following:” 1)assures that at least 98 percent of Wisconsin residents have health care coverage within two years after enactment of the bill into law, and 2) reduces the costs associated with providing health care to residents of Wisconsin, excluding the costs of public assistance programs, by 15 percent within two years after enactment.

So there you have it – they just write a bill that says the Legislature has to provide universal health care in two years, and they call it a plan.  That is the “expanded” health care coverage bill opposed by Assembly Republicans.  Can they also write a bill mandating the Brewers make it back to the playoffs next year?  Thanks, Assembly Democrats.

The second citation is a little murkier.  It’s the aforementioned Assembly version of the 2007-09 budget.  And, as with the case of Doc Hines, it looks like they are hitting Assembly Republicans (and therefore Keith Ripp, who was probably out buying a vacuum cleaner while all this was going on) for not adopting the Senate version of the budget, which included… drumroll… the good ol’ Healthy Wisconsin $15.2 billion tax hike for government run health care.  Certainly something Trish O’Neil wants to be associated with, right?  (See next ad.)

Oh, and Trish O’Neil is going make sure we have good jobs and renewable energy and all that.  How do I know?  Well, they put her campaign website address on there.

Ad #4:  Coalition for America’s Families: Trish O’Neil/Illegal Alien Health Care

This ad makes three claims:

1.  Healthy Wisconsin provides health care for illegal aliens

2.  Healthy Wisconsin provides health care for people who don’t live in Wisconsin

3.  Trish O’Neil supports Healthy Wisconsin.

The response to these three points, in order are: It does, it does, and she does.  Or at least she did.

As explained by Deb Jordahl on this blog a few days ago:

Dane County candidates Trish O’Neil and John Waelti are likewise feeling the heat. O’Neil, who told Wisconsin Eye she thought Healthy Wisconsin was a good place to start is now saying claims of her support for the plan are utterly false. O’Neil is also endorsed by fellow nurse and Healthy Wisconsin champion Senator Judy Robson. Robson said, “I look forward to having her in the legislature so that together we can pass the necessary legislation to assure all people access to quality, affordable healthcare.”

In fact, several Assembly and Senate candidates are moonwalking away from Healthy Wisconsin as if it were a poisonous jellyfish in their pants.  Democrats have actually sent out their team of lawyers in an attempt to get the ads pulled from TV stations across the state.

Democrats have offered several reasons why these ads are false, yet none of them contradict the basic facts in the ad.  Perhaps it is a stretch to say Healthy Wisconsin is “Trish O’Neil’s plan.”  But she did say Healthy Wisconsin is “a good place to start.” (Geez – if a universal single-payer statewide program that doubles the state budget is “a start,” what is the next step? Universal pedicures?)

Of course it is impossible for me to stay unbiased on this issue, as we here at WPRI were the first ones to bring up the issue of health care migration, a la welfare benefits.  So consider that built-in bias in this analysis.

So there you have it – a fact-based analysis of the claims made in four ads running on TV right now.  There are certainly more than can be fact-checked, but I’m sure the local media will take my idea and run with it.

There’s no question these groups have the right to run these ads.  If the First Amendment means anything, it is to protect unpopular political speech like these campaign spots.  But it is incumbent upon media and bloggers to dig deeper to explain what’s going on in these ads.  When a local newspaper complains about ads but doesn’t rectify their effect, they are just as complicit in the “toxic” political climate which they decry.

May God bless our democracy.  (Waving flag.)

UPDATE:  Wispolitics Adwatch restored the versions of the Greater Wisconsin Committee ads that were missing the citations.

The Wrong Ants are Marching

Last night, I just happened to flip by \”HDNet,\” which I believe is a network only available on DirecTV.  Needless to say, I don\’t watch it very often.  But it just happened to be showing a concert by the now-nearly-forgotten Dave Matthews, along with his sidekick Tim Reynolds.

It\’s easy to forget this, but a decade ago, the Dave Matthews Band was the singular biggest force in music.  People will likely look back at the late \’90s as the Dave Matthews Era, much as they consider the early \’80s the \”Michael Jackson era\” or the early \’90s as the \”grunge era.\” (The late \’90s also featured a resurgence of boy bands like N\’Sync and the Backstreet Boys, which will also be a large footnote to the era.)  At a time when the internet was fracturing musical tastes into neat little categories, Dave Matthews seemed to be the one act that could still sell out stadiums across the U.S.

Yet despite all of Matthews\’ success, he actually had a big problem: he was too successful.  To the music cognoscenti, he committed the mortal sin of having the wrong kind of fans.  While he made damn good music and was a stellar guitar player, he attracted frat guys with carefully ripped hats and beaded necklaces.  He sold thousands of tickets to high school girls in halter tops and birkenstocks.  Many of these kids needed a band to follow around and smoke pot to after the demise of the Grateful Dead and Phish.

But many \”cultured\” music fans led the backlash against Matthews, charging he made music for dopey frat kids.  Again, this criticism stems not from the actual music Matthews made, but more towards the people who enjoyed it.  Had Dave Matthews never emerged from the Virginia club scene, music critics would have been falling over themselves to praise what an original, quirky band they were.  But once they started selling out venues, the criticisms became inevitable.

And now, those kids have grown up – as was evident from the concert that was on last night (which, I presume was filmed fairly recently.)  Yes, it appears that most of these people are still dopes.  I\’m not sure I could sit through a show where two balding guys high-five each other and hug every time a song they recognize starts.  Most crowd shots displayed women in their mid-20\’s screaming the lyrics at the top of their lungs while in some kind of transcendent musical coma.  But to these people, the music really means something.  And that can\’t be discounted.

As I thought more about it, music really isn\’t the only place where we judge entities based on their clientele.  Take Wal-Mart for example.  If you told the mayor of a squalor-ridden inner city that you were going to drop a store in the heart of downtown that employed hundreds of people and sold goods to poor people for really cheap prices, he\’d probably propose to you.  Yet many (mostly wealthy, white) people fight Wal-Mart with all their being.  Why?  For the same reason the \”smart\” people don\’t like Dave Matthews – they don\’t like their customers.

Despite all the drummed-up rhetoric about Wal-Mart paying their employees nothing and working them to death, the fact remains that these people continue to work there.  This argument is simply a chimera, meant to mask the real reason suburbanites don\’t like Wal-Mart: they don\’t want Wal-Mart\’s customers in their neighborhoods.  Walk into any Wal-Mart one of these days, and you see people taking advantage of low prices.  And you know who these people are?  Here\’s a hint: they\’re not wealthy white people.  Many of them are blacks and Latinos of modest means – translation: not the kind of people most suburbanites want to attract.

So while Wal-Mart should be commended for ensuring people on the lower end of the economic scale can have access to the diapers and medicine they need, they are generally reviled.  Not because of the store itself, but because of who shops there.  As such, Wal-Mart is the victim of the Dave Matthews Effect.

In fairness, I have to admit when I\’m guilty of such snobbery.  I still have yet to see the appeal of NASCAR and modern country music.  But that\’s not so much because of the people that enjoy it than it is because, in order: 1.  Watching cars take a left turn for two hours is boring, and 2.  The music is generally legitimately terrible.

SIDE NOTE:  Back to Wal-Mart:  Think about Barack Obama\’s tax plan: he plans on giving tax credits to \”95% of working people.\”  Actually, he\’s just handing out checks to the 40% of Americans who don\’t make enough money to pay taxes.  But here, in Wal-Mart, you actually have a business providing actual relief to these same people, through lower prices.  In practice, Wal-Mart is the same type of tax relief Obama\’s looking for.  But, apparently, in order for a tax benefit to be considered legitimate, it has to come out of the hide of someone else.

Also, I took my kids to the cheap theater to see WALL-E this weekend.  The message of the movie is clear: if stores like Wal-Mart are allowed to multiply, the world will be unliveable, forcing humans into space, where they will all be fat, lazy, and incapable of original thought.  It\’s ironic, since I\’ve actually been thinking a lot lately that that\’s exactly where our government is headed – government health care removes any responsibility for humans to take control of their own health.  Excessive government regulation eliminates the incentive for innovation and individuality.  Basically, the larger government grows, the more incapable citizens will be of fully developing their full senses of self.  If you accept that the nightmare scenario envisioned by WALL-E is going to come true, it will be excessive government regulation that makes us all infants, not bargain hunting.

Having a Gay Time in Milwaukee

When the new census figures are released, Milwaukee elected officials must cover their eyes. Once a vibrant, populous city, Milwaukee has been hemorrhaging residents for the past decade, as more and more citizens head for the suburbs, taking their jobs and wealth with them. This leaves lower income residents in the city to pick up an increasing share of the double digit tax increases foisted on them annually by barely competent elected officials.

Yet many cities are finding urban revitalization in an unexpected area. Specifically, they are counting on the Love that Dare Not Speak its Name to provide a spark.

Cities across the country have begun to openly cater to gays and lesbians, in an attempt to attract their wealth and lifestyle. In many cases, gay neighborhoods account for the highest property values and the greatest per capita wealth in inner city settings. They also provide centers of creativity, artistry, and innovation in urban areas desperately in need of revitalization.

This theory was famously detailed in the book “The Rise of the Creative Class: And How It’s Transforming Work, Leisure, Community and Everyday Life,” by George Mason professor Richard Florida. Florida argues that as cities lose artists and gays, they also lose significant wealth. Florida actually ranks cities based on a “creativity index” to ascertain which urban areas do the best job of catering to their gay populations – Milwaukee ranks in the middle. (On the other hand, Madison, just an hour west, is number one in the “small city” category.)

Florida later published a study titled “There Goes the Neighborhood: How and Why Bohemians, Artists and Gays Effect Regional Housing Values,” in which he demonstrated (via his new “Gay-Bohemian Index”) how creative neighborhoods boost property values in inner cities. Florida argues that gay and artistic neighborhoods cultivate a “tolerance” and “open culture” premium that is attractive to high-income gay and straight residents alike.

Milwaukee already has several neighborhoods with significant gay populations. The revitalized Third Ward District and Sherman Park both cater to gays, while a conglomeration of gay bars can be found at Walker’s Point on the south side. But the race to attract gay and lesbian residents is on, and Milwaukee is falling behind. In Chicago, Mayor Richard Daley has recognized the value of gay neighborhoods – in 2006, he agreed to endorse and host the Gay Games in Boystown, which claims to be America’s first officially recognized gay village.

But what can a city really do to be more accommodating to gay residents? It would seem that many gay neighborhoods grow organically, rather than being foisted on a city. In an effort to revitalize a portion of their inner city in 2004, Oakland tried to set up a gay neighborhood, with mixed results. Plus, it seems any attempt to institute gay-friendly surroundings by elected officials would seem exceedingly stereotypical. A Milwaukee city council meeting where they discuss the types of things gays like would be comedy of the highest order. (A friend of mine with knowledge of Washington, D.C. gay neighborhoods suggested implementing Mazda Miata-only parking as a start.)

Sure, some religious and culturally conservative groups would have a problem with a city openly attempting to attract gay residents. But let’s be honest here – those groups most likely fled the city long ago. If you don’t want to visit a gay neighborhood, don’t visit a gay neighborhood. Those condemning for moral depravity in the inner city should see the gay lifestyle as a significant upgrade – at the very least, gay couples (generally) don’t produce fatherless children that go on to terrorize our streets. Plus, it’s not like the preponderance of art galleries and coffee houses makes anyone gay any more than there mere presence of a church in a neighborhood makes anyone Catholic.

So while state and local governments continue to pump billions of dollars into “economic development” programs in the inner city, we may be missing out on a valuable resource that can spur urban revitalization. When seeking out greater wealth and a more solid property tax base, the city should begin to look in new directions. Sadly, it just so happens that the city’s life preserver might be a little too “fabulous” for Milwaukee residents to tolerate.

-October 23, 2008

Announcing Heartbreak

There are plenty of reasons I should just be done with Facebook – not the least of which is the fact that I have succumbed to its time wasting gravitational pull.  By the time I\’m done playing Facebook poker, checking up on how fat my friends from high school are, and combing through the pithy status messages, full hours of my life can vanish, never to return.

So it seems somewhat strange that such a little thing soured me on Facebook so quickly tonight.  I have a \”friend\” on here that I actually don\’t really know that well.  But among the dozens of new \”updates\” I get from people I know, this little tidbit was tucked in there: her relationship with her boyfriend has just ended.  And how do I know?  I saw this:

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And there it is.  It\’s just over.

It just seems so impersonal, so cold.  Relationships are complicated things – sometimes we can\’t believe how in love we are, and sometimes staying together seems less plausible than pulling a train car with your teeth.  But the gut-wrenching end of a relationship is now represented by a few pixels on my computer screen in the form of a broken heart.  Is this really how we express our feelings now?  This is what we\’ve become?

I tried to think of hypothetical scenarios in this relationship that probably occurred.  There was probably the time where they drank and laughed together at the UW Union, when they both knew that they were meant for each other.  But then there was the visit from her old high school boyfriend that caused them to argue.  But then they probably went to her friend\’s wedding, soaked in the spirit of couplehood, and everything was forgiven.

But there it is – the broken heart icon.  And now it\’s all gone.  Because Facebook tells me so.  And just like that, it\’s time to move on.  A clean break has been made.  All the good times, all the bad times – boiled down to an icon, buried in a hundred news feed articles about how crazy it was that girls used so much hairspray in high school.

Pretty soon, you\’ll see Facebook news articles like this:

\"\"Christian Schneider just found out he has three weeks to live!

\"\" Christian Schneider just found out the U.S. is under nuclear attack from Iran!

That\’s Debatable

Tonight, the presidential candidates went toe-to-toe for the final time.  I thought McCain did better than his previous debates, but still didn\’t set the world on fire.  Whatever.  I\’ve always thought that at the end of debates, the moderator should actually declare a winner, who would then get to hold a giant championship belt over their head while the loser trash talked them, pro-wrestling style.

What is really important is that I actually found myself watching the debate on CNN, with the little squiggly lines at the bottom of the screen tracking what some \”independent\” voters were thinking at the time.  And I was actually yelling out loud at the lines as they tracked across the screen.  For instance, I noticed that McCain didn\’t get much of a bump from women voters when he was talking about school choice.  \”JESUS CHRIST, WOMEN!\” I could be heard to exclaim.

It\’s also important to figure out whether there\’s a time delay in the graph lines.  Like, McCain would make a good point, and I\’d sit and wait to see if there\’s a lag… and there would be no bump… and I\’d get mad.  You know half the guys are sitting in this room trying to get some action from the \”undecided\” woman next to them, so they move the dial whenever she does, just to go with the flow.  Meanwhile, I\’m at home violently shifting to one side or the other just trying to coax the line up a little bit with some body language.

Also, what\’s up with McCain scribbling furiously whenever Obama starts talking?  What is he writing?  I fully expected him to hold up his notepad at the end of the debate to reveal a sketch of Sarah Palin riding a dolphin or something.

One final important note – even when Obama is clean shaven, he still has the faint hint of a mustache going.  If he gets elected, he just needs to let nature take its course and free the \’stache.  Now THAT would be a change I can believe in.

How to Steal Votes in Wisconsin

With all the talk about the criminal charges against groups like ACORN for trying to fatten Wisconsin’s voter rolls, I thought it would be helpful to stroll through the state’s statutes to give a common language explanation of what exactly it is that they’re doing wrong, and why it matters.  The easiest way to do so, I think, is to compile a simple how-to manual describing the various ways state law allows you to cast a fraudulent vote and never be caught.

Of course, the overriding theme here is names – once someone gets a false name on a voter list, it is there virtually for good.  A first name, last name and address is as good as a vote, as long as identification isn’t necessary to verify it at the polls.  If ACORN were merely adding fraudulent names to voter rolls to satisfy some kind of quota they had set for themselves, that would still be fraud, but not nearly as concerning.  But since Wisconsin doesn’t require any sort of identification verification at the polls, those names could quickly become votes – which can easily sway elections.

#1:  “Deputize”

This is the one you’ve been hearing about in the news recently.  Until the last year or so, local governments could “deputize” people to go out and collect names to be added to the voter rolls.  The names were written down on cards and mailed in.  In theory, these are supposed to be treated like mail-in registrations, which require some form of proof of residence.  But this required local governments to be vigilant in doing the legwork to verify all these new names, which may not have often occurred.

Now, the state is supposed to be handling the “deputy” registration process.  ACORN submits the names they collect to the state, which does a preliminary check, then farms the names out to the municipality to do the final check.  But what ACORN tries to do is flood the state with names, so it takes a long time for them to sort through them and redirect them to the local clerk.  Some clerks have said they are still getting registrations from the state dated as far back as August – and with just a few days left before the election, there’s just not enough time to do the requisite checks.  As a result, a lot of names could be showing up on the rolls without adequate verification.

After the election, clerks are required to send post cards to all the new registrants to verify addresses.  If a post card comes back undeliverable and the individual voted, those names are supposed to be forwarded to the district attorney in that municipality’s county.  Once the DA has those names, it is completely up to them what they do with them.  And given the time needed to track down these people, those names could sit on the shelf for a while.

But, as noted, once a vote is cast, it is cast.  As long as ACORN has a Xerox machine and copies off the cards, they know the names they put on the voter lists.  And any one of their volunteers can go from polling place to polling place, voting under any number of pseudonyms.

#2:  “The Vouch”

When someone actually registers to vote for the first time at the polls, some form of proof of residence is required.  This could be a driver’s license, bank statement, utility bill, or several other forms of identification.  If a person does not have the required identification, they can still cast a provisional ballot.  It is only after a person is registered that they are no longer forced to verify their identity.  However, there is a giant loophole – someone can register to vote without any form of identification as long as a registered voter “vouches” for them.

So on election day, you will sometimes see a situation where a bus of people pulls up, with none of the people having identification.  One person on the bus will be a registered voter in the municipality, and will then “vouch” for all the others, which will then be allowed to register on the spot without any form of ID.  These people could be from Illinois, they could be from Texas, they could be from Prague.  And the only way their residence can every be verified is months after the election, when the postcard check is completed, if it is ever completed.

#3:  “Phone a Friend”

Under state law, voter lists are public information, and for good reason.  The public should have a right to examine who is registered.  As such, sometimes you will see poll watchers at the polls, who have a copy of the same list the clerks have.  When a voter comes in and casts a ballot, the poll watcher scratches that name off the master list.

Near the end of the day, the poll worker is left with a list of all the people who haven’t voted – which, even during the busiest days, is half the list.  At around 7:00 PM, they can get on the phone and read off a list of names of people who have not yet voted, so people can come down and use those names to cast ballots.  Again, since no identification is required, there’s no way the poll workers can question whether they are the actual people they say they are.

This method has the added bonus of filling up the polling place right before they’re scheduled to close at 8:00, which leads to lawsuits being filed to keep the polling place open.  That way, if the wrong candidate wins, voter suppression can be alleged.

Of course in two of the above ways, it is impossible to go back and check whether fraud has occurred, since voting under a name on the rolls is perfectly legal without identification.  And, to the state’s credit, other openings for potential fraud have been tightened up in recent years.  Checks are being done to make sure voters aren’t registered at more than one location within the state.  At one time, a community group could request a stack of ballots, have people fill them out in their offices, and send them in absentee (this is what happened at the famous “bingo” party Governor Doyle’s volunteers held in Kenosha in 2002.)  Apparently, that no longer is legal.  It should also be noted that some of ACORN’s volunteers are being caught, which means some safeguards are working.

However, despite many of these safeguards being in place now, the toothpaste may already be out of the tube.  Who knows how many false names and addresses have been added to the voter rolls by these community groups in the past few years.  And, as noted, they are extremely difficult to check.  And new regulations do nothing to roll back the names that already exist.  ACORN knows these names, but clerks do not.

Also, there are still tactics that go on that can’t be easily fixed by state law.  Offering “smokes for votes” to homeless people is going to go on – it’s illegal, but difficult to catch.  College students are probably still going to be able to vote in their home states and in Wisconsin, until there’s a national database check – which, given Wisconsin’s difficulty in putting together a statewide list, is still a long way away.  Campaigns will still be able to shell out under the table “walking money” to volunteers to pay them to get people to the polls.

But with a simple switch to a photo ID requirement, all of ACORN’s shenanigans are undercut significantly.  It severs the tie between “vote fraud” and “vote registration fraud,” and gives our electors more insurance that their votes aren’t being cancelled out by fraud.

Red Apple\’s Core Constituency

This week, my daughter has been picked as \”Kid of the Week\” at her preschool, which confers on her the right to choose her class\’ activities for the next few days.  My wife and I thought it would be fun to set up a mini-polling booth for the class, where they could cast ballots for their favorite apple – red or yellow.  Never too early to learn a little civic duty.  We (\”we\” = \”my wife\”) built a little ballot box, and let our daughter design and color the ballots.

When it came time to vote, I was surprised that yellow apple actually won.  Who likes yellow apples?  Then, it occurred to me that ACORN bused in a bunch of kids from a day care in Illinois to stuff the ballot box.  Just a week ago, the polls had red apple up six points – but then yellow apple began running TV ads linking him to William Pears.

(Pause for groan.)

Oddly – and this actually happened – when the kids who voted for yellow apple found out they had won, they began taunting the red apple kids.  So the teacher told me she rigged some system by which both apples won.  Now, I can understand how unpleasant it must be to have to spend the remainder of the afternoon with a bunch of surly kids who feel like losers, but this is actually the most important lesson of democracy.  Candidates win and candidates lose – you have to get over it and move on.  Otherwise, you get bitter and do loony things like trying to im-peach the apple.  (Get it?  Im-peach?  No?)

When reached for comment, yellow apple vowed that in the next election, he\’s going to exploit red apple\’s position on apple stem cell research.

Everyone Out of the Presidential Pool

One of the understated joys of sifting through state statutes is finding little, arcane laws that are on the books for some reason, but are never enforced. In a lot of cases, you wonder how they got there in the first place – there must have been a great back story.

In any event, head on over to Chapter 6 of the Wisconsin Statutes, which governs which citizens are eligible to vote. Behold Wis. Stat. 6.03(2):

(2) No person shall be allowed to vote in any election in which the person has made or become interested, directly or indirectly, in any bet or wager depending upon the result of the election.

As it turns out, I myself am involved in a friendly wager based on the outcome of the election. I guess that means I can\’t vote. And anyone that takes part in any kind of \”guess the percantage pool?\” You\’re out, too. Apparently, if you have a financial stake in the outcome of an election, you\’re allowed to moderate a presidential debate, but not vote.

For me, this actually turns out to be good news: as of right now, my bet ain\’t lookin\’ so hot. So I can just pull out of it for fear the cops are going to haul me out of the voting booth and billy club me for trying to win my bet.

As a friend of mine noted, I should probably fear Wis. Stat 6.03(3) even more: Being declared mentally incompetent.

In all seriousness, this statute seems a little naive. Virtually everyone involved in a campaign is essentially placing a bet on the outcome of the election. One of the primary reasons candidates are able to draw people out to volunteer is the promise of a job or some other perk if they win. If a campaign contribution isn\’t essentially placing a bet on the outcome of the election, what is?

And for those actually interested in betting on the election, here are the Vegas lines as of this morning:

John McCain 3-1

Barack Obama 1-5

In layman\’s terms, Obama is an enormous favorite. If you bet $100 on McCain, you stand to make $300 if he wins. But if you want to make money betting on Obama, you have to lay $500 just to win $100. Just make sure you don\’t vote, as it would be illegal.

UPDATE: As I clicked \”publish\” on this post, I immediately went to Wispolitics\’ website, which is advertising a free subscription if you win their \”election picking\” contest. Hope that prize also comes with bail money.

Everyone Out of the Presidential Pool

One of the understated joys of sifting through state statutes is finding little, arcane laws that are on the books for some reason, but are never enforced.  In a lot of cases, you wonder how they got there in the first place – there must have been a great back story.

In any event, head on over to Chapter 6 of the Wisconsin Statutes, which governs which citizens are eligible to vote.  Behold Wis. Stat. 6.03(2):

(2) No person shall be allowed to vote in any election in which the person has made or become interested, directly or indirectly, in any bet or wager depending upon the result of the election.

As it turns out, I myself am involved in a friendly wager based on the outcome of the election.  I guess that means I can’t vote.  And anyone that takes part in any kind of “guess the percantage pool?”  You’re out, too.  Apparently, if you have a financial stake in the outcome of an election, you’re allowed to moderate a presidential debate, but not vote.

For me, this actually turns out to be good news:  as of right now, my bet ain’t lookin’ so hot.  So I can just pull out of it for fear the cops are going to haul me out of the voting booth and billy club me for trying to win my bet.

As a friend of mine noted, I should probably fear Wis. Stat 6.03(3) even more:  Being declared mentally incompetent.

In all seriousness, this statute seems a little naive.  Virtually everyone involved in a campaign is essentially placing a bet on the outcome of the election.  One of the primary reasons candidates are able to draw people out to volunteer is the promise of a job or some other perk if they win.  If a campaign contribution isn’t essentially placing a bet on the outcome of the election, what is?

And for those actually interested in betting on the election, here are the Vegas lines as of this morning:

John McCain 3-1

Barack Obama 1-5

In layman’s terms, Obama is an enormous favorite.  If you bet $100 on McCain, you stand to make $300 if he wins.  But if you want to make money betting on Obama, you have to lay $500 just to win $100.  Just make sure you don’t vote, as it would be illegal.

UPDATE: As I clicked “publish” on this post, I immediately went to Wispolitics’ website, which is advertising a free subscription if you win their “election picking” contest. Hope that prize also comes with bail money.

Hansen Seeing a Rise in the Poll

For years, Wisconsin’s 30th State Senate district (around the Green Bay area) has been a swing district.  Held by Republican State Senator Gary Drzwiecki until 2000, it has now been won twice by Democrat Dave Hansen.  At one point this year, Republicans had some hope of perhaps taking the seat back, but that optimism seems to be fading fast.  In all likelihood, Hansen will win a third term comfortably.

All that being said, Hansen has managed to inject his race with a little sizzle.  Last month, Hansen issued a lit piece to the district meant to address gas prices.  On the piece, Hansen’s staff used a photo of an electric car which they likely swiped from the internet.  When crediting the source of the photo, the piece lists “FreeFotos.com.”  Only one problem:  Freefotos.com is a pornographic website.  (I’m not even going to provide a link to it here – if you’re really dying to see it, you know how to find it.)

Here’s the piece (click to enlarge):

Note the Hansen campaign slogan:

“Hard working.  For hard working people.”  I bet.

Of course, this is all meaningless in the scope of the campaign, yet still entertaining.

Identifying James T.

I got back from being on the road for four days on Sunday, and began combing through the week’s news to see what I had missed. Naturally, the big story in Wisconsin was Milwaukee talk show host and blogger James T. Harris’ admonition to John McCain to “take it to” Barack Obama – which made national news.

Now, I recognize that this story has pretty much run its course, as it is five days old now. Stories in campaign season have the shelf life of mayonnaise in the sun – I might as well be writing about how the Bee Gees are bringing back the urban beard. But there is one aspect of this story that remains interesting to me.

As I scanned the web, I noticed this account of Harris’ confrontation with McCain as reported by the Washington Post:

“It is absolutely vital that you take it to Obama, that you hit him where it hits, there’s a soft spot,” said James T. Harris, a local radio talk show host, who urged the Republican nominee to use Barack Obama’s controversial former pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr., and others against him.

“We have the good Reverend Wright. We have [the Rev. Michael L.] Pfleger. We have all of these shady characters that have surrounded him,” Harris bellowed. “We have corruption here in Wisconsin and voting across the nation. I am begging you, sir. I am begging you. Take it to him.”

Is anything missing in that account? Maybe, maybe not. On this, I am torn.

You see, as Milwaukeeans know, James T. Harris is black. (Or, as he prefers, he is an “American of African descent.”) But the article doesn’t mention that fact. Should it have?

On the one hand, I think that in most cases the race of people identified in news articles is irrelevant. One of the first steps we can take to de-emphaisizing race in America is to wean ourselves off of constant racial identification.

On the other hand, race is often relevant to the crux of the story. This is especially true when crime suspects are still at large, and a description is needed. That’s why they provide a racial description in police reports – so when a gangland-style murder occurs at 27th and North in Milwaukee, the cops aren’t wasting their time chasing down the Osmond family. (Although it could be argued that the Osmonds have murdered good taste for a good 30 years now.)

But in this case, it would seem that Harris’ race was relevant. Clearly, the article was written to give the impression that this was an angry mob of Republicans, who tend to be white and older. Did they leave Harris’ race out of the story because that may have conflicted with the story they were trying to tell? Were they afraid of portraying an African-American as angry and bitter? Or were they purposely witholding a description of Harris because they didn’t want to send a message than an African-American could actually oppose Barack Obama?

So in some instances, I think it’s admirable for newspapers to move to less racial identification of the people they identify. As more and more members of diverse races procreate together, tagging an ethnic classification based on sight is likely getting to be more of a challenge anyway. But in the case of James T. Harris, it seems as though there was a systematic decision to withold a fact that would have added more complexity and depth to the story. And I guess we’ll never know why.

Identifying James T.

I got back from being on the road for four days on Sunday, and began combing through the week\’s news to see what I had missed.  Naturally, the big story in Wisconsin was Milwaukee talk show host and blogger James T. Harris\’ admonition to John McCain to \”take it to\” Barack Obama – which made national news.

Now, I recognize that this story has pretty much run its course, as it is five days old now.  Stories in campaign season have the shelf life of mayonnaise in the sun – I might as well be writing about how the Bee Gees are bringing back the urban beard.  But there is one aspect of this story that remains interesting to me.

As I scanned the web, I noticed this account of Harris\’ confrontation with McCain as reported by the Washington Post:

\”It is absolutely vital that you take it to Obama, that you hit him where it hits, there\’s a soft spot,\” said James T. Harris, a local radio talk show host, who urged the Republican nominee to use Barack Obama\’s controversial former pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr., and others against him.

\”We have the good Reverend Wright. We have [the Rev. Michael L.] Pfleger. We have all of these shady characters that have surrounded him,\” Harris bellowed. \”We have corruption here in Wisconsin and voting across the nation. I am begging you, sir. I am begging you. Take it to him.\”

Is anything missing in that account?  Maybe, maybe not.  On this, I am torn.

You see, as Milwaukeeans know, James T. Harris is black.  (Or, as he prefers, he is an \”American of African descent.\”)  But the article doesn\’t mention that fact.  Should it have?

On the one hand, I think that in most cases the race of people identified in news articles is irrelevant.  One of the first steps we can take to de-emphaisizing race in America is to wean ourselves off of constant racial identification.

On the other hand, race is often relevant to the crux of the story.  This is especially true when crime suspects are still at large, and a description is needed.  That\’s why they provide a racial description in police reports – so when a gangland-style murder occurs at 27th and North in Milwaukee, the cops aren\’t wasting their time chasing down the Osmond family.  (Although it could be argued that the Osmonds have murdered good taste for a good 30 years now.)

But in this case, it would seem that Harris\’ race was relevant.  Clearly, the article was written to give the impression that this was an angry mob of Republicans, who tend to be white and older.  Did they leave Harris\’ race out of the story because that may have conflicted with the story they were trying to tell?  Were they afraid of portraying an African-American as angry and bitter?  Or were they purposely witholding a description of Harris because they didn\’t want to send a message than an African-American could actually oppose Barack Obama?

So in some instances, I think it\’s admirable for newspapers to move to less racial identification of the people they identify.  As more and more members of diverse races procreate together, tagging an ethnic classification based on sight is likely getting to be more of a challenge anyway.  But in the case of James T. Harris, it seems as though there was a systematic decision to withold a fact that would have added more complexity and depth to the story.  And I guess we\’ll never know why.

Feelin\’ Prosperous

I spent last weekend in Washington, D.C. at the \”Defending the American Dream\” summit, hosted by the national chapter of Americans for Prosperity. (I also went to the Wisconsin event in February, and wrote about it here.) As I routinely say, my American Dream consists of some combination of Megan Fox, chocolate chip cookies, and Packer games – preferably all at once. But I suppose their American Dream vision is worth defending, too.

The conference began on Friday, and the first big event was a rally in front of the U.S. Capitol to promote free markets. Strangely, it looked exactly like the scene from Forrest Gump where Forrest addresses the anti-Vietnam crowd and they pull the plug on his speech – just without the hippies, drugs, and reckless sex. (Wait – why did I go to this thing, again?)

Before the rally actually began, the crowd milled around for a good two hours in the hot sun. Hand made signs were issued that said things like \”No Commies in Congress\” and \”Drill Our Soil for More Oil.\” A stereo system played a mix of working-guy anthems (I believe the Fabulous Thunderbirds\’ \”Tough Enough\” was in the mix) and country favorites, none of which I had heard. The music only partially drowned out a female Vietnamese folk band that was playing directly behind us on the Capitol lawn, next to a giant wooden white cross. They appeared to have one two-hour song that likely turned listeners against whatever cause they were championing.

The day was odd, in that the stock markets were still crashing down – yet we were there at a rally defending the free market. Obviously, smart people recognize that much of the economic downturn was caused by government intervention in the market, not by big business avarice. Laws that incentivized lenders to give high-risk individuals loans (and in some cases penalized them when they didn\’t) certainly played a major part in the economic downturn of last week. But I am absolutely certain that the lay person watching their retirement fund disappear like a honey ham at a weight watchers clinic blames the whole debacle on a lack of government regulation.

The rally featured Americans for Prosperity president Tim Phillips, who hammered home the (I believe, correct) theory that government intervention caused the market crash. You can listen to Phillips\’ comments here:

[audio:http://www.wpri.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/multimedia/audio/afp.mp3]

After the rally, all the sweaty participants piled back into the buses and headed back to the hotel to get ready for the evening program, which included drinks, dinner, and speeches from list of conservative heavy hitters. The dinner was held in an immense conference room, which purportedly held 1,700 hungry free market enthusiasts. There was barely a seat to be had, but I found one against the wall in a corner, approximately 16 miles from the stage. The dinner was, well… it was conference chicken. And I mean no disrespect to Ed Meese or his family, but I did sneak out during his speech for an extra drink. Or two.

The highlight of my night came later, when George Will spoke to the conference attendees. (And yes, I recognize that saying that previous sentence out loud would prevent me from ever seeing a live naked woman again.) Will was a little more combative than he usually appears on TV, pacing maniacally around the stage.

A couple of weeks ago, I appeared on a Milwaukee Public TV show (4th Street Forum), where the panel members were supposed to discuss how terrible gridlock in the state legislature is, and how we can get more bills passed. I was the resident contrarian on the panel, arguing that gridlock and partisanship aren\’t really all that terrible. In fact, the only thing worse than a government that works too slow is a government that works too fast, as we get stuck with new laws with wide-ranging unintended consequences.

In any event, George Will closed his speech on Friday night with this exact point. He argued that gridlock isn\’t an American failing, it is an American achievement. For people like us that tend to believe government does more \”to\” us than \”for\” us, a \”do-nothing\” Congress isn\’t all that horrible of a thing. Anyway, it was just nice to have my ideas validated by someone who I\’ve considered since my teenage years to be the foremost conservative writer in the U.S.

The next day included another slate of big hitters, and some break out sessions dealing with health care, entitlements, blogging, and campus activism. Throughout the two days, I really enjoyed meeting the good folks who had traveled from all over the country to be there. I know it\’s often easy for the media to describe \”the right\” as some monolithic group of Bible thumpers bent on taking over the country, but in actuality, they\’re just regular folks tired of seeing their basic freedoms recede in the name of government greed.

Here\’s some coverage of the aforementioned rally on Capitol Hill:

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Feelin’ Prosperous

I spent last weekend in Washington, D.C. at the “Defending the American Dream” summit, hosted by the national chapter of Americans for Prosperity.  (I also went to the Wisconsin event in February, and wrote about it here.) As I routinely say, my American Dream consists of some combination of Megan Fox, chocolate chip cookies, and Packer games – preferably all at once.  But I suppose their American Dream vision is worth defending, too.

The conference began on Friday, and the first big event was a rally in front of the U.S. Capitol to promote free markets.  Strangely, it looked exactly like the scene from Forrest Gump where Forrest addresses the anti-Vietnam crowd and they pull the plug on his speech – just without the hippies, drugs, and reckless sex.  (Wait – why did I go to this thing, again?)

Before the rally actually began, the crowd milled around for a good two hours in the hot sun.  Hand made signs were issued that said things like “No Commies in Congress” and “Drill Our Soil for More Oil.”  A stereo system played a mix of working-guy anthems (I believe the Fabulous Thunderbirds’ “Tough Enough” was in the mix) and country favorites, none of which I had heard.  The music only partially drowned out a female Vietnamese folk band that was playing directly behind us on the Capitol lawn, next to a giant wooden white cross.  They appeared to have one two-hour song that likely turned listeners against whatever cause they were championing.

The day was odd, in that the stock markets were still crashing down – yet we were there at a rally defending the free market.  Obviously, smart people recognize that much of the economic downturn was caused by government intervention in the market, not by big business avarice.  Laws that incentivized lenders to give high-risk individuals loans (and in some cases penalized them when they didn’t) certainly played a major part in the economic downturn of last week.  But I am absolutely certain that the lay person watching their retirement fund disappear like a honey ham at a weight watchers clinic blames the whole debacle on a lack of government regulation.

The rally featured Americans for Prosperity president Tim Phillips, who hammered home the (I believe, correct) theory that government intervention caused the market crash.  You can listen to Phillips’ comments here:

[audio:http://www.wpri.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/multimedia/audio/afp.mp3]

After the rally, all the sweaty participants piled back into the buses and headed back to the hotel to get ready for the evening program, which included drinks, dinner, and speeches from list of conservative heavy hitters.  The dinner was held in an immense conference room, which purportedly held 1,700 hungry free market enthusiasts.  There was barely a seat to be had, but I found one against the wall in a corner, approximately 16 miles from the stage.  The dinner was, well… it was conference chicken.  And I mean no disrespect to Ed Meese or his family, but I did sneak out during his speech for an extra drink.  Or two.

The highlight of my night came later, when George Will spoke to the conference attendees.  (And yes, I recognize that saying that previous sentence out loud would prevent me from ever seeing a live naked woman again.)  Will was a little more combative than he usually appears on TV, pacing maniacally around the stage.

A couple of weeks ago, I appeared on a Milwaukee Public TV show (4th Street Forum), where the panel members were supposed to discuss how terrible gridlock in the state legislature is, and how we can get more bills passed.  I was the resident contrarian on the panel, arguing that gridlock and partisanship aren’t really all that terrible.  In fact, the only thing worse than a government that works too slow is a government that works too fast, as we get stuck with new laws with wide-ranging unintended consequences.

In any event, George Will closed his speech on Friday night with this exact point.  He argued that gridlock isn’t an American failing, it is an American achievement.  For people like us that tend to believe government does more “to” us than “for” us, a “do-nothing” Congress isn’t all that horrible of a thing.  Anyway, it was just nice to have my ideas validated by someone who I’ve considered since my teenage years to be the foremost conservative writer in the U.S.

The next day included another slate of big hitters, and some break out sessions dealing with health care, entitlements, blogging, and campus activism.  Throughout the two days, I really enjoyed meeting the good folks who had traveled from all over the country to be there.  I know it’s often easy for the media to describe “the right” as some monolithic group of Bible thumpers bent on taking over the country, but in actuality, they’re just regular folks tired of seeing their basic freedoms recede in the name of government greed.

Here’s some coverage of the aforementioned rally on Capitol Hill:

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