Christian Schneider

Author, Columnist

Month: October 2008 (page 2 of 2)

This is Your World on Campaign Finance Reform

For years, we have been told by the media what a great thing campaign finance reform will be.  We’ll all be better informed when those dishonest, nasty attack ads are off the air, and local media has a monopoly on campaign speech.  Candidate messages to the voters can’t be trusted, but newspapers can.

Then, we see articles like this one from the Shepherd Express “newspaper” in Milwaukee.  It claims to be their “State Senate Update,” yet merely regurgitates every Senate Democratic Campaign Committee talking point fed to them.  I would be shocked if nearly every word of the article wasn’t written by the SDCC coordinator.  To wit:

Wasserman (Democrat) is cautiously favored for two reasons, even though this district has had a slight Republican bias. Wasserman, an obstetrician, is definitely outworking Darling (Republican). He has knocked on more than 23,000 doors over the past year and a half. In addition, many moderate Republicans, especially women, are disappointed with Darling, who went from being a moderate Republican when she was first elected in 1990 to a traditional conservative Republican.

Oh really?  Wasserman is “definitely outworking” Darling?  Is it mere coincidence that this “23,000 doors” number comes from Wasserman’s first campaign ad?  And where are these moderate Republican women disappointed with Darling?  This is merely a Democratic fantasy – the district isn’t “slightly” Republican, it is solidly so – George W. Bush, J.B. Van Hollen and Mark Green all received more than 56%.  (And yes, I realize this is essentially a GOP talking point, but I don’t purport to be a newspaper.)

Then there’s this gem, from the Sheila Harsdorf (Republican)/Allison Page (Democrat) race from the Northwest corner of the state:

But while her rural district is becoming more Democratic, Harsdorf has been moving to the right as a more party-line Republican. She has, for example, supported policies that would provide tax incentives for out-of-state trash companies to dump their garbage in Wisconsin landfills. At the same time, though, Harsdorf is a very likable and decent person.

Never mind that Harsdorf was the Senate author of a bipartisan bill that increased the tipping fee on business that dumped trash in Wisconsin – in response to Minnesota businesses bringing all their trash to our state.  (In the Northwest part of the state, you’d be better off defending child molesters than trash haulers.)  So why would the Shepherd Express in Milwaukee be so willing to peddle a demonstrably false accusation from a race all the way across the state?  Because they’ve essentially just become a newsletter for Senate Democrats.

Now, I could go through the entire article and point out how ridiculous its assertions are – anyone believing Wasserman is “favored,” or that Page has a “very good chance” for an upset, or that Republican Dan Kapanke’s seat in La Crosse is an “excellent chance for a Democratic pickup” would be laughed out of Madison by anyone knowing anything about those races.

The point is, this is why newspapers are so insistent on campaign finance reform, which would shut down campaign speech by candidates and their supporters.  By limiting spending and adversiting during political season, newspapers become more relevant, as they then carry the most influential public message about campaigns.  And in the Shepherd Express’ case, they can then print whatever ridiculous nonsense they are fed them by Senate Democrats without any competition.

In the early days of American democracy, much of the campaign messages were carried by partisan newspapers, which printed scandalous, unfounded rumors about candidates that they opposed.  By giving rags like the Shepherd Express a monopoly on political speech, we’d be heading right back to that type of partisan yellow journalism.

A Sincere Mea Culpa

A few days ago, I posted video of my screed against the Government Accountability Board, which aired on the \”Here and Now\” show on Wisconsin Public Television.  After the video, I relayed a conversation I had with a staff member, saying the staffer \”mocked\” my contention that there was voter fraud in Wisconsin.

In looking back at that post, I think I probably unfairly characterized that conversation by saying I was \”mocked.\”  When the staffer said it, it was clearly meant to be in good fun, and I returned the joke with a light-hearted, snide remark of my own.  But I recognize that the staff at the show are always fighting allegations of being biased towards the left, and my little anecdote probably didn\’t help things.

As I\’ve said before on this blog, the folks on Here and Now have been more than accomodating to me and my views on the show – not once have they ever told me I couldn\’t say anything or asked me to change my script.  They have been great – and the fact that they let a conservative like me go on the show and spout off shows that they interested in a fair representation of various viewpoints.

Thus, I will continue my segment, a la Peter Griffin\’s \”You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?\”

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McCain Challenges the American Public to Stay Awake

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After tonight\’s presidential debate, I had two choices: set fire to my eyelids, or write a post about the debate.  I had just pulled the matches out of the drawer, when a friend of mine messaged me and guilted me into writing something.  So here we go.

I thought the format was a little strange, and the candidates look way overcoached in these \”town hall\” debates.  You can see the wheels moving in their heads… turn this way… look at the questioner… walk over and pretend their question was smart… and so on.  Sadly, for McCain, he occasionally looked like he was getting lost – like he was an old guy at Sentry who couldn\’t find the tarragon.  At one point, I thought he was going to wander right off the stage, sit in the crowd, and enjoy the rest of the debate from the third row.

In fact, mark it down – in Saturday Night Live\’s opening sketch this week, that\’s going to be the joke – the candidates wandering around and getting uncomfortably close to the questioners.  They\’ll have McCain sit on someone\’s lap in the crowd or something, and have him walk right in front of the camera as Tom Brokaw is talking.  Of course, none of it will be funny.  I\’m still not necessarily sure what the point of these SNL sketches is – impersonations aren\’t funny unless there are jokes actually attached to the impressions.  But they know all the political blogs will be linking to them whenever the ridiculously overrated Tina Fey does her next Palin impersonation.  (The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel has written no fewer than four articles about Tina Fey\’s impersonations of Sarah Palin.  That\’s exactly four times as many as they\’ve written about the fact that MPS is going bankrupt in a couple years.)

I was pleased to learn from McCain that he will be purchasing my mortgage for me, in order to make sure I don\’t have to actually budget for my monthly payment in any way.  This is really getting absurd – it appears the goal of both candidates is to make America a giant sensory deprivation chamber.  Nobody\’s allowed to feel any emotion that could be considered good or bad.  The threshold of the pain we expect the government to ameliorate is directly proportional to the drop in the stock market – the more the Dow drops, the more we expect Congress to take the edge off.  And once the government offloads all my pain, if they can apply it to those fatcats that make lots of money (and pay all the taxes), even better.  Then again, if the government can save me from watching one more commercial for \”Frank TV\” during the baseball playoffs, that seems entirely appropriate.

Things got so bad during the debate that I actually gave McCain credit for saying health care was a \”responsibility\” and not a \”right.\”  I thought he was heading towards at least acknowledging that people should be encouraged to take more responsibility for their own health and the decisions they make for treatment.  Instead, he gave a mushy answer that at no point acknowledged that health care is largely a matter of taking care of ourselves, rather than asking government to do it for us.

It was at this point that I kind of zoned out.  Basically, debates are to help people who don\’t know much of anything to pretend they\’re politically engaged.  I\’m pretty sure the only reason people watch debates now is so they\’ll understand the opening SNL sketch.  But the whole discussion of health care actually managed to subtract from the public\’s knowledge base of issues.  We as a county now know less about health care as a result of their answers.  It\’s like anti-learning.

McCain did settle in and do a lot better during the questions about foreign policy, as should be expected.  And we all get that he loves General David Petraeus, and for good reason – but the General is getting to be too easy of a talking point.  At some point, Petraeus became the all-knowing master of world politics – like Willie Wonka in fatigues.  If I were Petraeus, just to screw with McCain, I\’d declare victory in Iraq to be contingent on Americans wearing their underwear on the outside of their pants.  Wouldn\’t that be embarrassing when McCain shows up for the final debate?

Well after the debate, Fox News posted the result of their \”poll\” showing 86% of their viewers think McCain won the debate.  Imagine that – 86% of Fox viewers who are allowed to call in or text their opinion think McCain won.  Why do they even waste our time with this nonsense?  It\’s just clear they have a deal with the cell phone companies to bait people into sending more text messages, for which they\’ll get charged.  Does anyone there care about being taken seriously?  Has a more meaningless statistic ever been run for two hours straight on a major network?

And I don\’t mean to be too tough on Fox – it just so happens I turn there after the debate because I can\’t watch MSNBC without wretching.  I flicked over to Chris Matthews for a brief moment, and he actually posited the theory that because McCain didn\’t mention William Ayers during the debate, that he was likely ashamed of Sarah Palin for hitting Obama so hard on it.  I\’m sure that was it.

(Incidentally, this is probably why I can never run for office – too many of my good friends are self-identified dirtbags.)

All in all, nobody really won the debate, but nobody did anything to embarrass themselves, either.  That\’s what\’s so entertaining about listening to the post-debate chatter from the talking heads: they all grade the debate as if there\’s no such thing as a half hour from now.  Ask Cubs fans what they think of predicting the future based on a few recent good performances.  All the heads think McCain\’s milquetoast performance dooms his campaign, until…the next debate, when their reaction will be equally as short-sighted.  I think the candidates know that debating well doesn\’t win you a campaign, but debating poorly can sure lose it, and prepare accordingly.  It\’s when either of them start swinging for the fences in their answers that can lead to a giant mistake that can euthanize their campaign.

Oh, and one last thing – was McCain\’s crack about hair replacement surgery a shot at Biden?

Prediction: In 30 years, candidates will still say they\’re for \”clean coal,\” and still, nobody in America will have any idea what they\’re talking about.

In the Media:

November 19, 2011: Milwaukee Journal Sentinel – SAGE Program Isn\’t Paying Off

October 21, 2011: Milwaukee Journal Sentinel – Illinois: The Way Not to Fix a Budget

April 23, 2011: Milwaukee Journal Sentinel – See Past the Scare Tactics and Deception

March 12, 2011: Milwaukee Journal Sentinel – New Budget a Change for the Better

February 16, 2011: Milwaukee Journal Sentinel – State\’s Battle Lines: Are State Union Workers Beyond Belief?

January 16, 2010: Milwaukee Journal Sentinel – MPS Needs a Mulligan

May 16, 2009: Milwaukee Journal Sentinel – Employees\’ Share? Yet it\’s Borne by Taxpayers

March 14, 2009: Milwaukee Journal Sentinel – Guess Who\’s Recession-Proof?

September 25, 2008: Milwaukee Journal Sentinel – Government Retiree Benefits Could Hit Area Taxpayers Hard

August 2, 2008: Milwaukee Journal Sentinel – Can the Brewers\’ Unusual Diversity Unite Milwaukee?

July 23, 2008: Milwaukee Journal Sentinel – Minimum Markup Law Adds 8 Cents to Gallon of Gas, Study Says

May 30, 2008: Wisconsin State Journal Editorial – Giving Credit Where It\’s Due

McCain\’s Free Health Care

\’Tis the season for mailboxes across America to be filling up with mail pieces from campaigns and interest groups. This one from the AFL-CIO looks like something you\’d expect to get from them – a picture of a concerned looking union member and some predictable class envy whining about how rich Republicans hate working families.

But one line in here absolutely astounded me:

\”McCain\’s practically had free health care his whole life.\” – Dave Fecke, Union Worker

Wow. The Viet Cong gave U.S. Navy Lt. Commander John McCain free health care alright, if you consider five and half years of daily beatings and solitary confinement in the Hanoi Hilton to be free health care!

Mr. Fecke goes on to say, \”The difference between me and McCain? McCain\’s rich.\”

I have another difference between you and McCain, Mr. Fecke. You\’re an ass.

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