Christian Schneider

Author, Columnist

***Outrageous Profit Alert***

It\’s panic time, folks.  The Green Bay Packers apparently turned a 10.5% profit last year.  Not because the team was any good or provided the fans with a product that they were willing to pay for,  but because the franchise is simply greedy.  We\’re being gouged by Big Packalope.

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Perhaps if we levy an excessive profits tax on the team, they\’ll get better.  We need to make sure they don\’t have any money to improve the team – that way, I might end up as third string quarterback.

1 Comment

  1. Does this mean Brown County doesn’t have to pay the additional sales tax any more?

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