Seeing this headline at instantly provoked a lot of questions with me:

PETA says Vick took, passed course on preventing animal cruelty

Exactly what kind of \”course\” teaches you how not to torture animals? Is this part of a Master\’s degree program at UWM?

Here\’s a tip for lesson number one: If what you are doing results in dogs being drowned or electrocuted, it is probably animal cruelty.

Who are these people that attend this class? Can I take it and get a certificate as a registered non-dog torturer? I think that would look good on a resume.