A conversation from the York household this weekend, involving me, my wife, and my three year old daughter:
Me (to daughter): Come here and let me pull your pants up, honey – your butt crack is showing.
Daughter (laughing): BUTT CRACK! BUTT CRACK! BUTT CRACK!
Me: Honey, stop that before your mother hears you:
Daughter: BUTT CRACK! BUTT CRACK! BUTT CRACK!
Wife (entering room): You got her to say it, now get her to stop.
Me (trying to change topic): Okay, honey – go tell your mother that you love her.
Daughter (hugging mommy): I love you, Buttcrack.
Wife (to me): Get your blanket, you\’re sleeping on the couch tonight.