Big news at the Capitol:

A toll-free hotline is now available for citizens to report fraud, waste, and mismanagement in state government. Call 1-877-FRAUD-17 or 1-877-372-8317.


\”Yes, hello? I have some waste in state government to report. I think it\’s a waste of my tax dollars to have someone sitting around all day answering the phones, pretending that the waste people call in and identify is going to make any difference in state government at all. In fact, isn\’t that why we provide every state legislator with their own 800 number? To take calls from concerned constituents?\”

\”Oh, and as long as I have you on the phone, I think the state health plan also should not cover the cost of toupees.\”