Honest to God, this actually happened to me 30 seconds ago:

At work, I walked into the bathroom and sidled up to one of the two urinals. There was a guy in the one next to me. As I begin my mental preparation, I hear him bellow:


(Awkward pause)

I didn\’t see it at first, but the guy next to me had one of those Bluetooth earpieces and was talking to his wife in mid-stream. For a second there, I thought I had wandered into the Minneapolis airport bathroom.

Seriously, though – I know people have all kinds of different viewpoints, but we should all be able to agree that talking on your cell phone in a bathroom while peeing should be forbidden. At least give me that.

God, I hate technology.