Christian Schneider

Author, Columnist

The Brewers\’ Deperate Move

Seeing as how calling up Ryan Braun couldn\’t keep their losing skid from hitting six games, the Brewers today announced they were calling up an even more talented prospect:


He\’s only 18 months, but we have a birth certificate that says he\’s 21. And yes, I am aware that 40% of my posts are now either pictures or videos of my children. Here\’s your money back.


  1. Mr. Pelican Pants

    May 29, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    Can o’ corn! You really need to teach him to run it out.

  2. Well, I won’t worry until the Brewers actually seem desperate.

    (I know. I’m a smartass.)

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