I looked up the criminal record of a friend of mine, and it appears he had a little run-in with the law for a criminal transgression that I didn\’t believe existed. I looked it up, and sure enough, here it is:
Wis. Stat. 943.12 Possession of burglarious tools.
Whoever has in personal possession any device or instrumentality intended, designed or adapted for use in breaking into any depository designed for the safekeeping of any valuables or into any building or room, with intent to use such device or instrumentality to break into a depository, building or room, and to steal therefrom, is guilty of a Class I felony.
Burglarious? Are you kidding me?
In related news, a member of McDonaldland was recently convicted of possession of hamburglarious tools.