A burgeoning scandal took full flight today as Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle admitted to accepting a free flight from superdonor Wonder Woman in her private invisible jet.

Doyle has been criticized recently for his acceptance of free flights from well-heeled campaign donors. While state law clearly states that the Governor may not accept gifts, Doyle maintains that a flight is not a gift, as no peanuts were served on board and the soda was flat.

(I actually wrote this afte a couple beers on Saturday night, before I even knew Doyle was on his way to Ireland on a big donor\’s private jet – hence the old link. I must be clairvoyant.)

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