Christian Schneider

Author, Columnist

“You’re Going to Love my Nuts”

Words simply do not do justice to the Slap Chop:

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“Life’s hard enough as it is.”

Especially when you’re beating hookers.


  1. I’ve actually heard @jtoftness smells quite lovely.

  2. Mr. Pelican Pants

    June 4, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    This commercial has since been edited for TV, thus creating a pre- and post- nuts version. I love both!

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