Alright, I\’ll stop shampooing and get right to it. My dad sent me my Christmas gift already – some gift cards to Best Buy. A few weeks ago, I lost my iPod, and I\’ve been lost ever since. My life is devoid of meaning. I even accidentally ate a salad. So clearly, I need another iPod Nano. (Set aside, for a moment, the question of whether spending your Christmas gift cards before Christmas is actually appropriate. I believe the Bible is silent on the issue.)
The 16 GB Nanos at Best Buy are $199.99. (Thank God they\’re not $200 – I might not be able to swing that.) And these gift cards will cover a big chunk of it. Sounds like a match made in heaven, right?
Only there\’s one thing that sticks in my craw. If you go online shopping, like at B&H, the same iPod is $174.95. Twenty five bucks cheaper, for those of you educated in MPS. So while I can buy from Best Buy at a cost of nearly zero to me, I know I\’ll be paying too much. I\’d almost rather pay the full price myself, and be satisfied that I got a deal, rather than pay nothing, but at an inflated price. It\’s crazy, I know.
Also, on a related note, I have a proposal that will kick-start the nation\’s economy. It\’s pretty clear that putting the letters \”e\” or \”i\” in front of anything makes people 50% more likely to buy it. Those two letters confer status on products – as if they\’re from the future. When the iPhone came out, people stormed stores to pay whatever they had in their bank accounts for these phones, because of one letter.
So I propose putting the letters \”e\” and \”i\” in front of everything. Housing market down? Someone buy my \”iThreeBedroomTwo iBath.\” Looking to sell your crappy car? Advertise for an \”eLemon.\” Who doesn\’t get a little more excited about paying their taxes when they know they can e-file?
This could actually apply across the board. Just think – if your doctor sent you an e-mail telling you you had \”iCancer,\” you\’d be like \”oh, that\’s not too bad.\” If you find out your husband is having an \”e-affair,\” you\’d say \”oooh – sounds cutting edge.\”
(I\’ll get right to it after I open \”Simply Arms.\”)