Okay, real quick story from this weekend that demonstrates what a stellar parent I am:
On Saturday, my wife took my 4-year old daughter to the grocery store. But when they get there, my daughter starts throwing a fit and refuses to go in the store. Why, you may ask?
Because the store was \”Cub.\” And my daughter kept telling my wife that she hates the Cubs.
Honest to God true story. That is a young woman that is on the right path.