Christian Schneider

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What is Happening to Me?

Last night, terrorists broke into my house and forced me at gunpoint to watch \”Music and Lyrics,\” a romantic comedy starring Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore. After the movie was over, a disorienting sensation came over me – I realized that I actually now liked Drew Barrymore. After a lifetime of abhorring every movie she came within 20 miles of, suddenly I found myself taken. Maybe I just need to rent \”Charlie\’s Angels\” to get my life back.

This is disquieting, to say the least. When I awake on Friday, I find it equally plausible that I will:

1. Be a woman
2. Be running the Sharpton for President campaign, or:
3. Not find mustaches funny anymore.

As for the movie itself, it really wasn\’t all that bad save for a preposterous ending. I think I actually even liked it more than my wife, who has \”Volver\” all queued up for us this weekend.

1 Comment

  1. Sean Hackbarth

    May 18, 2007 at 3:52 am

    You didn’t like E.T.?

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