For the last few days, I\’ve just been laying around, completely uninspired and without original thought. So as us gentiles get ready to celebrate the birth of Santa, I\’ll probably remain lazy and not post a lot. I reserve the right to post something if so inspired (like if Flavor Flav once again touches my life in a particularly profound way), but it\’s unlikely.

In closing, I would like to congratulate myself on being named Time\’s person of the year, just narrowly beating out Barbaro and lasagna. I was clearly who they had in mind when they breathlessly wrote:

And for seizing the reins of the global media, for founding and framing the new digital democracy, for working for nothing and beating the pros at their own game, TIME\’s Person of the Year for 2006 is you…

It\’s about the many wresting power from the few and helping one another for nothing and how that will not only change the world, but also change the way the world changes.

I concur completely. And to validate their point, here are a couple world-changing posts I wrote about farts, poop, bikini waxing, and boners.

Oh, and before I forget – it\’s been a while since we visited The Kid From Brooklyn, so here you go – he\’s got a song for you.