I\’m tired and beleagured, so rather than do a full post about the Packer game tonight, I\’ll post a partial transcript of a chat I had during the game with a friend of mine, Lorenzo Lamas.
York: Good God
Lamas: The only thing that could be worse is if Favre\’s DNA matches Jon Benet Ramsey…
York: Ahmad Carroll defending…
York: Palmer could be playing in a wheelchair, as long as he keeps throwing to Carroll\’s guy.
Lamas: At least Carroll didn\’t kick him in the groin.
York: Carroll is never close enough to anyone to kick them in the groin. He\’d need 20 foot legs.
York: If they wouldn\’t have beaten the Seahawks 2nd team in the last game of the year, they\’d have Reggie Bush right now.
York: Suzy Kolber makes me want to stab my eyes.
York: Enough love for Carson Palmer. He\’s not playing Hezbollah, for God\’s sake.
York: Is there a video of a human birth or something on that I would be more comfortable watching?
Lamas: Favre\’s looking for a loophole in his \”I\’m coming back\” statement.
Lamas: \”Uh… I meant coming back to pick up my stuff.\”
York: Theismann: Mike McCarthy has to be \”concerned a little bit.\”
York: Much like David Koresh might be a little concerned about what that burning smell might be.
York: Samkon with the catch!
Lamas: Gado has worse hands than a high school sophomore at his first prom.
York: Where he’s from, the only thing you can catch is malaria.
York: I see the season starts on the 5th anniversary of 9/11. I\’m sure that will be done tastefully.
Lamas: \”It\’ll bring the house down\”
York: “ARE YOU READY FOR AL-QAEDA!”
York: Theismann: “Favre and Rodgers are totally different quarterbacks.” As in: Favre is the only three time MVP in league history, and Rodgers has a mustache.
Lamas: Rodgers had to be the only QB who has ever been cut from Packer fantasy camp.
York: Tirico just pointed out that Cory (who is black) and Aaron Rodgers (who is white) are unrelated. Actually, I think that’s wrong – I think they’re married.
York: They saw the constitutional amendment coming and eloped.
Lamas: Aaron Rodgers left the Packers today, citing the team\’s lack of domestic partner benefits. Esera Tuaolo was unavailable for comment.