I hadn\’t looked at my old yearbooks in probably a decade, but tonight my daughter asked to look at one of them. What I found inside was the most spectacularly awesome \”mustache to mullet ratio\” I have ever witnessed. This should probably put to rest any false feelings of superiority you have about your high school – obviously, mine comes up big where it really counts. My school should have been awarded more federal \”No Mullet Left Behind\” money as a reward. I suppose you could find some kind of cultural anthropologist to do an analysis of what year I graduated, but whatever – this is worth it. I kid you not – these are all from the same class, and all scanned in by me tonight.
I kid you not, this girl was voted \”Best Dressed:\”
And this girl was voted \”Most Individual,\” which is code for \”Most Likely to Want You Dead.\”
If anyone wants to send me submissions to the Mullet/Mustache hall of fame, I\’ll be happy to post them. Until then, kneel down and worship my school, as you should.