In a sign that the standards over at are dropping at an alarming rate, they have named my little blog here as their \”Blog of the Month.\”

Many thanks to the bored employees over there who obviously haven\’t found any good blogs to read yet. And good luck getting the award out of my cold, dead hands.

In true Hollywood fashion, I feel like I need to now give a speech about how Bush only went into Iraq for the oil, how all the votes haven\’t been counted in Florida and Ohio, and how Dick Cheney secretly employs puppies in a sweatshop in his basement. Instead, I think I\’ll have a Kit Kat left over from Halloween and call it a night.

Again, thanks – to both my readers.