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		<title>Doyle\&#8217;s New Lawsuit Rules Spoil Trip to Outback Steakhouse</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[Stateline News-Tribune May 20, 2009 by Sven Olsen (La Crosse&#8230;) Inspired by a provision in his own state budget proposal, Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle scored a free dinner last night when he got Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty to pick up the tab at a local Outback Steakhouse. Buried deep in Doyle\&#8217;s budget plan is language [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>McCain\&#8217;s Free Health Care</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dr. Emil Shuffhausen]]></dc:creator>
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					<description><![CDATA[\&#8217;Tis the season for mailboxes across America to be filling up with mail pieces from campaigns and interest groups. This one from the AFL-CIO looks like something you\&#8217;d expect to get from them &#8211; a picture of a concerned looking union member and some predictable class envy whining about how rich Republicans hate working families. [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Would You Rather&#8230;Apocalypse Version</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dr. Emil Shuffhausen]]></dc:creator>
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					<description><![CDATA[For years, people have been playing the \&#8221;would you rather\&#8221; game, where one is forced to choose between two roughly equally-unpleasant scenarios. (Would you rather eat a bowl of tomato soup strained through a vagrant\&#8217;s beard or eat a kidney bean-sized chunk of his ear wax?) The game is usually good for some laughs, but [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>America Wins War on Poverty</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dr. Emil Shuffhausen]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Sparking a nationwide party whose scale hasn\&#8217;t been seen since Victory in Europe Day in 1945, Americans from coast to coast today celebrated the successful end of the United States\&#8217; 44-year War on Poverty. Democrat President Lyndon B. Johnson announced his declaration of war on want in his State of the Union Speech on January [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Fire in the Hole</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dr. Emil Shuffhausen]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 01:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[About a week ago, the Today Show was on in the background as the Shuff-haus was getting ready for the day when one of my favorite things occurred. Today aired a segment it\&#8217;s producers likely would have been deemed completely non-newsworthy if not for the sensational video they had. The seven minute story was about [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Mini-Brewers Rant</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dr. Emil Shuffhausen]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 02:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[With the possible exception of those who root for the Washington Generals, does any other team\&#8217;s fans get their hearts broken harder and more frequently than Brewer fans? Like the most naive Obama supporter &#8211; and that\&#8217;s really saying something &#8211; I am full of hope every spring. But 2008 was going to be the [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Hey Derrick, Wanna Come Back? No Hard Feelings, Right?</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dr. Emil Shuffhausen]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 02:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I\&#8217;ve had several hours to settle down since Eric GaHGHne* blew his FIFTH save this season, but I\&#8217;m still steamin\&#8217;. School isn\&#8217;t even out yet and the guy we\&#8217;re paying $10 MILLION A YEAR to throw one inning of shut-out ball once every three days is a disaster. Our man Derrick Turnbow is probably sitting [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Why the closer is the most overrated player in baseball</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dr. Emil Shuffhausen]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[As much fun as it is to be right, it stinks to be proven correct when you predict a disaster for your favorite baseball team. Like most Crew fans, I cringed when GM Doug Melvin announced the Brewers would be paying washed-up, HGH scandal-tinged Eric Gagne the princely sum of $10 MILLION DOLLARS to be [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Eric Gagne: The second \&#8221;g\&#8221;; is not silent</title>
		<link>https://www.christianschneiderblog.com/2008/04/01/eric-gagne-the-second-g-is-not-silent/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dr. Emil Shuffhausen]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[When we\&#8217;re paying the guy $10 million a year, you\&#8217;d sort of hope your new star closer doesn\&#8217;t blow a three run 9th inning lead against your most-hated rival in his Brewer debut. Assuming Eric Gagne appears in 75 games this season, today\&#8217;s gagged save just cost the Brewers $133,333. But then who even knows [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Boiled Frog and Taxes</title>
		<link>https://www.christianschneiderblog.com/2008/01/29/boiled-frog-and-taxes/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dr. Emil Shuffhausen]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Certainly, you have heard the parable about the boiled frog. The story alleges that a frog can be boiled alive if the water is heated slowly enough. It is said that if a frog is placed in boiling water, it will jump out, but if it is placed in cold water that is slowly heated, [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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