Band of the Week: Noah and the Whale

October 28 2009 by Christian | Category: Podcast | 0 Comments »

On “Will’s Band of the Week” this week, we discuss the latest album from Noah and the Whale, “The First Days of Spring.”  I admit, when we talked about this album, I didn’t know the whole back story.  Apparently, the lead singer (Charlie Fink) was in love with one of his band mates (Laura Marling), until she broke up with him and left the band.  And it appears that this album is a desperate plea to get her back, which makes it much sadder than I had initially thought.

In any event, you can listen to the podcast here:

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Lawton Announces Support for Anti-Bullying Bill

October 26 2009 by Dr. Emil Shuffhausen | Category: Uncategorized | 0 Comments »

(Madison) Lieutenant Governor Barb Lawton today announced her support for Senate Bill 154, which would require all Wisconsin schools to adopt policies banning bullying.  Lawton gave what she suggested was a purely hypothetical example of why students in Wisconsin schools need a bill banning bullying now more than ever before.

“Let’s just say there was a scenario where a sitting 7th grade class governor at Wisconsin Middle School named, say, Tim Boyle, decided not to run for re-election.  His reason for not running again is he thinks he’ll lose for raising student fees and for making a mess out of the budget that was supposed to pay for the class trip to Noah’s Ark,” said Lawton.  “Now let’s suppose Boyle’s loyal, long-suffering Lt. Governor decided she wanted to run to replace him as the leader of the 7th grade class.”

“But then Boyle and some of the popular kids get Washington High School senior class president Barry O’Brama to weigh in and force that middle school Lt. Governor out of the race because they want some Todd Barnett kid to run instead.  That kind of bullying behavior would be unacceptable – even if that hypothetical high school President O’Brama made a behind the scenes promise to appoint the middle school Lt. Governor to the prom court or something,” continued Lawton.

“Everyone is probably ganging up on that middle school Lt. Governor because she once said Mallory Clanton would make a better senior class president than O’Brama would.  This kind of totally mean political payback should have no place in Wisconsin schools!” said Lawton.

SB 154 passed the Senate on October 20th and now moves to the Assembly for further consideration.

Super Secret Deal – Pass it On!

October 26 2009 by Christian | Category: Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

Next Monday, November 2nd, my employer (WPRI) will be having a special luncheon with Stephen Hayes at the Madison Club, on 5 E Wilson St here in Madison at noon.  Stephen Hayes is the editor of the Weekly Standard, a Fox News contributor, and a Wisconsin native.  You can see the invitation here.

Better yet, readers of my blog here get a special deal – if you mention this blog at the door, you get half off the entry fee.  (The regular fee is $50 a head – mention “The Christian Schneider Blog,” and they’ll cut it to $25.)

So keep reading the blog, and we’ll see you there on Monday!  A DEAL AT ANY PRICE!

(Sadly, we didn’t have enough time to hire this guy to do an ad for us:)

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The Day Milwaukee Almost Killed the NFL

October 22 2009 by Christian | Category: Uncategorized | 0 Comments »

My SportsBubbler column for today is up.  It discusses the day in 1925 when Milwaukee’s NFL team almost brought the brand-new National Football league to a screeching halt due to some shady dealings.

Read it here.

Guest Spot: Will’s Band of the Week

October 20 2009 by Christian | Category: Podcast | 0 Comments »

I lent my amateur music criticism skills to my friend Will’s “Band of the Week” podcast this week.  We talk about concerts, CD collections, and the band “Girls” that I would recommend everyone check out.

You can listen here:

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A Term Limit Retort

October 20 2009 by Christian | Category: WPRI Blog | 1 Comment »

Last week, my report recommending term limits for Wisconsin legislators was released.  Reaction both for and against term limits has been rolling in, and it cuts across ideological lines.  Conservative blogger Owen Robinson opposes them.  Conservative radio talk show host Charlie Sykes supports them.

Liberal Ed Garvey’s position is, as usual, incomprehensible.  He claims I have a “hidden agenda” to have “well financed opponents” take over the Legislature.  But when he ran a failed campaign for governor against Tommy Thompson in 1998, Garvey said:

Thompson has amassed so much influence during his record span in the governor’s post that it’s time to enact term limits, Garvey said.

”He’s been in there so long that every agency of government has been dominated by his intellectual playmates,” Garvey said. ”And not only that, he’s built up the kind of campaign war chest that makes it impossible for him to be challenged.”

This is pretty much par for the course with Garvey.  The next time he orders a pizza and it doesn’t have enough pepperoni on it, he’ll probably angrily blog about how it’s WPRI’s fault.

Perhaps the most interesting voice in opposition is that of the Capital Times’ John Nichols, who surprisingly gives me credit for “diagnosing” the Legislature’s problems correctly, but labels term limits a “lame” remedy.  His editorial is even-handed (which is nice, since I have occasionally – and for good reason – been harshly critical of him), but still contains some questionable assertions.

For instance, Nichols says my “proposal would mirror the failed schemes enacted in other states, such as California, where legislatures have been rendered almost dysfunctional.”  This is one of the reasons the effects of term limits are so difficult to measure – because states’ laws and situations are so disparate – and why I specifically cite California in my report.

First of all California is a Banana Republic not because of term limits – its main problem is the statewide referendum process, in which citizens directly enact laws, many of which directly contradict one another.  No such process exists in Wisconsin.  Furthermore, in order to pass a budget in California, the Legislature needs a 2/3rds vote – which leads to some disastrous remedies for their fiscal problems.  Most notably, their state debt is off the charts, as Democrats try to buy Republican votes.  None of these, of course, have to do with term limits.

Nichols goes on:

Wisconsinites have historically said “no thanks” to term limits because we are too smart to be suckered by political gimmicks – and because we have a taste for democracy.

Not exactly.  “Wisconsinites” haven’t said “no thanks” to term limits – Wisconsin legislators have shunned them, for obvious reasons – they like the job security.  Polls consistently show public support for term limits – two years ago, 72% of Wisconsin residents said they support them.  In fact, in 20 of the 21 states that have enacted term limits, they have been imposed via citizen initiative – not by the Legislature.  So “Wisconsinites” support them – it’s only the legislators who do not.

Nichols makes a pitch for public funding of campaigns, commonly referred to as campaign finance “reform.”  He adds that “(t)hese changes would also reduce the ability of special-interest groups to influence the process in a manner that is far more destructive than aging and unproductive legislators.”

Actually, term limits could drastically reduce the influence of special interests over legislators.  When elected officials sit in office for decades, they have plenty of time to cozy up to special interests, becoming inextricably linked to their agendas.  Term limits breaks that never-ending link.  And while it doesn’t guarantee any elected official won’t be corrupt (no law ever will), it means special interests will have to work a lot harder to maintain their foothold within the Wisconsin Legislature.

Finally, Nichols makes a point good enough to reproduce in its entirety here:

And here’s one more reform proposal: If you want legislators to write more bills, clean up the budget process. In recent years, the budget has become a catch-all that is jammed with policy initiatives. When the budget drafting process is the be-all and end-all of the legislative session, a handful of lawmakers on the Joint Finance Committee become the definitional players, while everyone else sits on the sidelines. And debates are scrapped in favor of back-room bargaining.

There is one final criticism of the report that I have been hearing primarily from conservatives.  In the report, I point out that the typical legislator is getting older, staying in office longer, and working less.  As evidence of their lack of work, I point out that legislators are introducing fewer bills than ever.  To which many conservatives say, “GOOD!”

While I am sympathetic with the idea that fewer bills means fewer bad laws, there are couple points to make here.  First of all, there are a lot of bad laws on the books that should be repealed.  And it takes a bill to repeal a bad law.

For instance, a couple of years ago, lawmakers realized that church potlucks might be illegal under state law.  It took a bill to allow granny to bring her peach cobbler to help raise money for the church.  More seriously, we recently found out via a Milwaukee Journal Sentinel investigative report that up to 12,000 DNA samples may never have been collected from felons, thereby posing a significant safety risk.  Now legislators are proposing a more rigid DNA collection process.  It takes a bill to do that.  Not all bills are bad.

Furthermore, there are at least a dozen ways listed in the report that show how the Legislature has changed – the lack of bills introduced is merely one.  When put together, all the evidence paints a picture of a typical legislator as being older, less active, and much less likely to lose.  The issue of bills introduced is but one aspect of a broad report.

The Bucks’ White Stiff Hall of Fame

October 15 2009 by Christian | Category: Uncategorized | 0 Comments »

Today’s SportsBubbler column is up.  It provides a stroll through the Milwaukee Bucks’ history books, honoring the murderer’s row of immobile Caucasians that have worn the Bucks’ jersey.

Read it here.

The Case for Term Limits in Wisconsin

October 15 2009 by Christian | Category: Uncategorized | 0 Comments »

My new WPRI Report, “The Case for Term Limits in Wisconsin,” hits newsstands today. It begins with this story:

As a young man in the early part of the 1900s, future Hall of Fame baseball manager Casey Stengel played for a barnstorming team, traveling to rural towns to play for big crowds. Oftentimes, their team would pull a fast one on the fans in attendance. Stengel would dress up as a farmer and sit in the stands, pretending to be one of the locals there to see a ballgame. During the game, he would dart out of the stands, yelling that he could do better than the professional players on the field. A phony argument would ensue, and the players would relent, allowing this “farmer” one at-bat. The pitcher would groove an easy fastball down the middle of the plate, and Stengel would knock the cover off of it, pleasing all the fans in the crowd who had dreams of playing baseball for a living.

One hundred years later, Wisconsin state government has become a similar charade, only in reverse. The people in the stands can do better than the professionals.

Read the full report here, as well as the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel write up here and the Wisconsin State Journal story here.

And if you’re short on time, just watch the video:

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Plane Old Jokes

October 5 2009 by Christian | Category: Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

I spent last weekend in Washington, D.C. at the Defending the American Dream Summit put on every year by the national  chapter of Americans for Prosperity.  Which means I was on planes a lot.  Fortunately for me, I was able to catch a direct flight back to Madison from Reagan National Airport – a flight which I didn’t even know existed.  But there were glitches.

It was one of these shuttle planes, which are smaller than the big 747s, or whatever.  It turns out that I had the aisle seat in the front row of the plane.  As one old woman walked through the door to get on the plane, she turned to the flight attendant and said, loudly,  ”THIS LITTLE PLANE IS GOING ALL THE WAY TO MADISON?”

Later in the flight, I joked with Courtney, the flight attendant, about that lady getting on the plane – as if this old woman expected the plane to have a lawn mower engine in it or something.  Courtney said “yeah, I should totally have said ‘I’m always SO surprised when we make it there!’”

(Side note:  The first seat on the plane is really awkward, since the flight attendant is sitting two feet in front of you, facing you.  You really have to go out of your way to not look at her.  So I decided to chat with her a little.  And that’s my excuse.)

When everyone was on board, my girl Courtney came over and asked me if I would do her a favor.  I said “sure,” without knowing what this “favor” would be.  She said she needed me to go sit in the back of the plane TO BALANCE THE PLANE OUT. This was not reassuring.  How could my body weight balance out a plane with 50 people on it?

I said I’d do it, so I stood up and said “are you calling me fat?”  Laughs were had by the people at the front of the plane at my joke.  Then, I realized this was a captive audience.  They couldn’t go anywhere. I should totally start hijacking planes just to get people to listen to my bad jokes.  I’d be arrested for bombing on a plane without actually having any explosives on me.

For my cooperation, Courtney actually gave me an extra bag of peanuts.  This was meaningful to me, for an episode that occurred on the way to D.C.

On my flight from Cincinnati to D.C., I sat behind Mike Huckabee.  (I tweeted that I hoped Huckabee being on the plane didn’t mean that God was our co-pilot.  I much prefer a licensed human being steering the plane.)  When it came time to get our peanuts, the flight attendant gave Huckabee THREE BAGS of peanuts.  I only got one.  I was outraged.

So, apparently, all you have to do to get the star treatment on a Delta flight is to run for President.  I might begin my candidacy for 2012 right now if it means I can get the whole can of Coke instead of those little 3 ounce cups they give you.  So I know Huckabee gives of this “regular guy” vibe, but he’s clearly soaking in all the accoutrements of stardom, including bonus snacks.

(SIDE NOTE: While waiting for my flight back out to Madison, I saw Rahm Emanuel de-plane, flanked by a parade of secret service guys.  Which made me think that if I’m ever important, I would much rather choose to be accompanied by Victoria’s Secret Service.

My New Marketing Ploy

October 1 2009 by Christian | Category: Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

I just sat on an hour flight next to a guy reading a book by Steve Doocy (“Tales from the Dad Side: Misadventures in Fatherhood”), and the guy was laughing uncontrollably the whole time.  I don’t know anything about Steve Doocy, other than the fact that he was a weather guy in D.C. when I was growing up.  But I’m fairly certain his book about his wacky family life isn’t worth an hour straight of belly laughs.

But I thought if I ever get around to writing a book, this would be a good marketing ploy.  I just hire people to take the book on airplanes, and have them laugh the whole time they’re reading it.  Because even though Doocy’s book isn’t one I would ever read, I’m actually kind of curious as to what made this guy laugh uncontrollably for an hour.

So the plan is in place.  Now I just need someone to write a book for me.


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