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Smoooooth.
]]>He was on Jdate – an internet dating thing for Jewish singles. Basically, he and this girl he met online decided to meet at this coffee shop. So not exactly a blind date, they’d seen a picture of each other supposedly and emailed I guess.
He gets to the coffee shop and there’s this girl there and she’s kind of looking like she’s waiting for someone too. So he asks her if she’s so-and-so, and she says yes.
Well there are no tables empty so they decide to walk down the street to a bar instead. And the conversation is painful, he said it was the most horrible first date ever. And then she asks him this question about his brother, like “so how’s your brother doing” or something. And he goes “I don’t have a brother.”
Basically, they were both meeting people for blind dates there but accidentally went out with the wrong people, and they only realized it like an hour later.
Apparently the girl he was supposed to meet with though thought he stood her up, and got really pissed and wouldn’t go out with him again.
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