February 18, 2009:
Customer: My car won\’t start.
Nancy: No problem. Your car needs a new paint job.
Customer: Hmm, I don\’t think that\’s gonna work, but you\’re the mechanic, I guess.
March 11, 2009:
Customer: Um, yeah, my car still won\’t start. In fact, I think your paint job made it worse.
Nancy: What you need is ANOTHER paint job to get that engine humming again. Oh yeah, and your kids and grandkids owe me $787 billion for that first paint job.