February 18, 2009:

Customer:  My car won\’t start.

Nancy:  No problem.  Your car needs a new paint job.

Customer:  Hmm, I don\’t think that\’s gonna work, but you\’re the mechanic, I guess.


March 11, 2009:

Customer: Um, yeah, my car still won\’t start.  In fact, I think your paint job made it worse.

Nancy: What you need is ANOTHER paint job to get that engine humming again.  Oh yeah, and your kids and grandkids owe me $787 billion for that first paint job.