TAKE A GUESS:
My team has lost three of its last four games, dropping out of the playoffs – during which time I have thrown exactly one touchdown and six interceptions. The one game we did win was on a fluke miracle defensive touchdown against the Bills when they inexplicably tried to throw the ball while running out the clock.
In my past three games, I have thrown for 137, 207, and 187 yards. I have not thrown for 300 yards once this year.
Despite leading the NFL in interceptions, I made the pro bowl on my name alone. My 21 touchdowns are middle of the pack in the AFC, and padded by one 6-touchdown game against the Cardinals where Arizona turned the ball over a ridiculous seven times.
The guy I replaced has now led a team that went 1-15 last year to a spot ahead of us in the playoff chase.
Four of my team\’s losses have come against powerhouses like Oakland (4-11), San Diego (7-8), San Francisco (6-9) and Seattle (4-11).
While taking time off from leading the AFC in interceptions, I found time to call a team and offer them tips on how to beat my old team, thereby exposing myself as a petulant, vindictive jerk.
WHO AM I?
(Answer after the jump:)