Major Breaking Bratwurst News

May 29 2007 by Christian | Category: Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

The Capital Times today has a shocking exclusive:

“Brat Fest Hailed as ‘Best We’ve Ever Had’”

Oh really? Amazing that Tim Metcalfe wouldn’t say “actually, it was complete disgrace this year, one of our worst years ever.” In reality, they only sold 157,000 brats, over 30,000 less than their high of 2004. A lot of that has to do with the hassle of now having to drive all the way to the Dane County Expo Center, and a lot probably has to do with the cost of the brats being increased $1.50.

Amazing that people will complain bitterly about oil companies when the price of gas goes up a nickel, but Johnsonville jacks the cost of their brats up 50%, and everyone’s okay with it? I’m being gouged by so much “big sausage,” I feel like Paris Hilton.

(Thank you, thank you… that was really the whole reason to do this post.)

Also, there’s this:

To pump up sales next year, Metcalfe said he’s seriously considering selling a double brat on a hard roll, a traditional style of eating for die-hard brat lovers.

First of all, this is cheating, trying to artificially pump up the numbers of brats sold. They already include sales of the execrable boca soy brats in the total, which is an abomination. Secondly, sales of a “double brat” will kill 20 Madisonians. And I am not kidding.

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Campaign Finance Chicanery

May 29 2007 by Christian | Category: Campaign Finance Reform | 1 Comment »

Today, the Wisconsin Democracy Campaign issued a “report,” which will no doubt be reported as incontrovertible fact in newspapers across the state.

The “analysis” purports to show that business interests have given $12 to state candidates for every $1 labor organizations have given over the same time.  It says:

WDC found business interests made $67.4 million in large individual and political action committee contributions compared to labor’s $5.8 million between 1995 and 2006 to candidates for governor, lieutenant governor, attorney general and the legislature and legislative leadership committees.

That must be the explanation for our Democratic Governor and State Senate.

Of course, WDC never says what they consider to be a “business” interest, since they don’t list their methodology.  A candidate once complained to me that his mother gave him $100 and was listed as a “business” since she owned a tree pruning farm and had to list that on the report.  For all we know, “business” could be anyone with a job.  At the very least, who they describe as “business” is extraordinarily subjective.  Are university professors “labor?”  How do we know?

There also may be practical reasons why union contributions are underreported.  For instance, one has to report their employer if they give a contribution of over $100.  Could it be possible that union members tend to give in amounts less than $100, so their employer isn’t listed?  One contribution of $125 would show up as being from a “business interest,” while twenty contributions of $50 (from different donors) would not.

Also, there may be substantial differences in the way unions and businesses collect funds for contributions.  Union members often don’t have to bother with making contributions, since the union collects a portion of their check every month.  That money often goes to pay for independent expenditures (which the WDC report conveniently ignores), and isn’t reported anywhere.  Business interests tend to collect money from employees (“bundling”) and contribute via conduit, which are reported as individual contributions.

WDC’s first chart supposedly shows that union contributions dropped in the 2006 gubernatorial election cycle.  Are we seriously supposed to believe that unions spent less in elections last year than they did in 2002?  Or is the bulk of that money going to front groups like One Wisconsin Now and the Greater Wisconsin Committee, who don’t report their donors?

What’s particularly galling is that this analysis punishes individuals who follow elections law and report their contributions.  The reporting system is intended to show who is giving and how much they’re giving, in order to gauge how much influence they have.  If WDC wants to make accusations on that basis, that’s fine.  But to ignore spending by labor (and business, for that matter) via unreported channels and call this an “analysis” is absurd.

Of course, it’s entirely possible that the AFL-CIO wrote a check out to the WDC, but we’ll never know because they don’t disclose their donors.

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The Brewers’ Deperate Move

May 29 2007 by Christian | Category: Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

Seeing as how calling up Ryan Braun couldn’t keep their losing skid from hitting six games, the Brewers today announced they were calling up an even more talented prospect:

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He’s only 18 months, but we have a birth certificate that says he’s 21. And yes, I am aware that 40% of my posts are now either pictures or videos of my children. Here’s your money back.

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